Looking for this beauty!

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Slam dunk?, Mar 24, 2014.

  1. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Dude, if she gave you a fake phone number, it wasn't meant to be.
     
  2. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I'm actually interested in how this ended up. Arrested, a restraining order, or worse...marriage.
     
  3. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Mt. Tabor is our meetup place of choice here. Fights, weddings, public stonings, ... it all happens at Mt. Tabor park!
     
  4. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Don't give up Slam Dunk. If it's meant to be, you will find your dream girl. I speak from experience. I had a similar intimate moment of eye contact at a recent Blazers game. I was smitten. It was love at first sight. I trolled all the online forums trying to track down the object of my desire. I'd almost given up all hope when, in desperation, I posted the photo below in the Missed Connections section of craigslist:

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    He must have been looking for me, too, because he responded within minutes. Aren't I the lucky one??? My ultimate fantasy even came with the duct tape pre-installed. For a stalker, it doesn't get much better than that!

    BNM
     
  5. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    What in the hell is happening to this place! Now this wanna be Buffalo Bill is on here asking for help in finding his next lamp shade errrrr victim? #skinsuit
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    I think it's a poster's wife/girlfriend. Not HCP's, either. A dipshit would leave this thread up on a public board...
     
  8. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Did you just call me a dipshit?!?
     
  9. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Is that Jlprk's lady?
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    #lampshade
     
  11. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I'll sell you my ex-wife for negative $50. You agree to keep her from phoning me to complain I still have her self-propelled lawn mower. The summer just began.
     
  12. Charcoal Filtered

    Charcoal Filtered Writing Team

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    I got her address from the Blazers as she was a season ticket holder. Her name is Mary Jo. I was going to put a good word in for you but was smitten with her beauty and that we both share love for security blankets.

    Wait, what time is it? Gotta run. I am late for the BBQ at Mary Jo's Farm!
     

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