I got you a part time gig in Vegas Tom. Your in great demand at the Alzheimer's Unit of the VA, (NAM patients), as well as the Geriatric Country Club in North Vegas. Pay is not bad, keep in mind there are plenty of 'Dead Heads', so bring your own Kool-Aid, theirs is spiked.... The benefit of the gig, is you can tell the same joke 4 times in one hour, and they will never know they heard it before....eeekkks...
Ok, Ricky, your up next, as the Opener for Ron, at Caesar's Palace. Keep in mind, the Opening Act, is to warm up the crowd, and exhaust their endless supply of eggs and flying tomatoes. Bring your Full Body Rain Coat, and goggles. Not that your act is bad, its great. The better the more tomatoes. You will be opening for Ron.... Ron, will be the Headliner, as he also does a great Franky Sinatra series of Tunes, after his comedy act. He's got the Presidential Suite reserved, and you can ask him to stay while in Vegas, in his walk in Closet, (its bigger than my house).... He may even give you a ride in his Limo around Town, where you will have to share space in the Trunk with Tom....hehehe....
Your Opening, booked for a solid year, at Caesars and NY-NY. The finest food will be at your disposal, Dom Perignon will flow from the taps in your Suite-Atop the World. You may hear an occasional noise coming out of the walk in closet, that's Rick hiding out. You may want to throw him a pillow. Tom will be riding shotgun in the Trunk, with Rick. Can you look out for the two young upstarts...especially Tom, I'm sure the old broads will stick to him like glue. He may want to borrow your bed, in such case, I'd refer him to Rick's closet. BTW-if the pay is insufficient, you will be handed a Black Unlimited American Express Card, courtesy of Rick, he still does not know its been issued...take all privileges.
