<span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">I found a couple of hilarious quotes. Laugh with me, people:Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy Actual Headline: Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Stolen Painting Found by Tree New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Teenage girls often have babies fathered by menInclude your children when baking cookiesMilk drinkers are turning to powderSmokers are productive, but death cuts efficiencyMan Run Over by Freight Train DiesTwo convicts evade noose, jury hungHospitals are Sued by 7 Foot DoctorsSafety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be BeltedAutos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do betterClinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies AheadI'll post more later.</span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over</div>
<span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">Here are some more news headlines: Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find Juvenile Court to Try Shooting DefendantSomething went wrong in jet crash, experts say NJ judge to rule on nude beach Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? Plot to kill officer had vicious side Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire Crack Found on Governor's Daughter Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation Dealers will hear car talk at noon Low Wages Said Key to Poverty Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Two Soviet ships collide - one dies House passes gas tax onto senateWar Dims Hope for PeaceSoviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal (Again)Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing</span>
