Have $550,001 burning a hole in your pocket?

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    SlyPokerDog, May 1, 2014
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    5'10 130 and WHITE?

    Gross... Like fucking a stick.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Lol this looks like some sort of scam
     
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  4. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Some Saudi oil king will enjoy that.
     
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    donkiez Well-Known Member

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    Dang thats like $250k per minute.

    Sent from my SPH-L720 using Tapatalk
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Slypokerdog should at least be able to get a new Xbox for his.
     
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  7. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Reminds me of that movie "Taken"
     
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    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    Does she need an independent 3rd party to verify that the hymen is indeed intact? Zags would probably love to volunteer, and I post that as a compliment to Zags!
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    That was not a personal attack, dammit!

    Fucking mods!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    [video=youtube;fMhNA7ikqRs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMhNA7ikqRs[/video]
     
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    Here's the best line in the whole deal:

    Under "Terms and Conditions" -

    "6.2. The Successful Bidder shall not:-

    6.2.2. Penetrate the anus of the Virgin;"

    Ha!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Oops it slipped in!
     
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    For half a million dollars you should be able to take the booty.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Is she in jail yet?
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    If i'm paying for sex i'd rather go to one of the legal brothels in Nevada and get it from a woman that's good at it.
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    They have 27 year old virgins in America that are somewhat attractive? I call bullshit
     
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  17. SlyPokerDog

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    Don't sell yourself short, you may not be attractive but you're not ugly.
     
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    Half a mil to have sex with someone nobody has wanted to have sex with up to this point...?

    I've never understood this whole "pay for sex" thing, it just baffles me. Seems unbelievably low self-esteem is required of all parties involved.

    What would their Mothers say? :tsktsk:
     
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    Lol @ Sly getting moderated.
     
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    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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