Dr. Jacks (bar): Design the Drink

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  1. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    I would like to try the medible Damon Soudamire that is wrapped in aluminum foil.
     
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    Cryptkeeper Forum Bourgeoisie Staff Member Global Moderator

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    The Kobe Bryant:
    salted tequila thats big enough to share, but everyone knows you wont.
     
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    Most frequently served down a bong, forcefully pushed into a body orifice.
     
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    The Ass Clown
    A dark drink made with ISO orange leaving you with folded arms standing in the corner wanting more
     
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    The Defender
    Currently not available on the menu
     
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    [video=youtube;CiE-Y9u_-C8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiE-Y9u_-C8[/video]
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    The Game One:

    A very fizzy drink that has gone flat.
     
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    The Mediocre Smoker

    Fireball and bitters on the rocks, served in a tall white glass, with a stiff pour of sloe gin on top.
     
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    The Kevin Durant

    You think its a good drink, but you're FUCKING WRONG, SON. (So basically its Macallan 25 and Coke)
     
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    The Ruben: Everclear infused with Rohypnol
     
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    The Haterade

    No matter what you order, the L*kers fan bartender will call it Haterade and talk trash while wearing his sunglasses inside.
     
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    [video=youtube;RCVWyMKeJ1w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCVWyMKeJ1w[/video]
     
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