The Ass Clown A dark drink made with ISO orange leaving you with folded arms standing in the corner wanting more
The Mediocre Smoker Fireball and bitters on the rocks, served in a tall white glass, with a stiff pour of sloe gin on top.
The Kevin Durant You think its a good drink, but you're FUCKING WRONG, SON. (So basically its Macallan 25 and Coke)
The Haterade No matter what you order, the L*kers fan bartender will call it Haterade and talk trash while wearing his sunglasses inside.