It's true! Frank Zappa faked his death! He's alive and planning wedding parties! This is great fun, if only I had the time I'd be there in a Spinal Tap second!
Or maybe something like this - [video=youtube;ysUjYAi0WcQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysUjYAi0WcQ[/video]
I can sing and kind of play guitar. I could always bring out the DJ set, though, for the rhythm section.
I think you guys should call yourself the swinging dongs, could do covers of modern pop music with swing dance roots.