Who will rescue the Nigerian girls first?

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  1. MarAzul

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    1. The Navy Seals (If Obama can muster the time needed to give the Go order)

    2. The Loyal Sons of Allah, the Desert Donkey Humper Corp.

    If Allah's boys show up first, what will they do?

    A. Rescue the girls

    B. Bid on the girls.
     
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    Considering they've probably almost all have been raped by now, I'd say its more of a salvage mission than rescue.

    However with that said, I hope some sort of special forces from US or Allies can rescue them.
     
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    since when does the US give a shit about kidnapped africans?
     
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    Earthy, but I tend to agree. Why is this up to us?
     
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    I love how MarAzul almost makes a contest out of saving their lives.
     
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    Is this retaliation for helping the Nigerian Prince offload millions of dollars from the death of his rich son?
     
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    wanna hear a something totally unexpected?

    nigeria has a lot of oil! a shitload! and its the good "sweet" stuff (low sulfur), the kind you make gas out of. they are americas #5 oil importer, they contribute about 10% of all imported us oil.

    "rebels"and "militants" have been making it hard on shell, mobil, chevron, and texaco lately, who all own significant interests in nigeria (obviously). makes you wonder why the media gives a shit all of the sudden, must be a coincidence.

    see, the usa doesnt care if they all rape and kill each other, as long as the warlords keep that oil flowing. as soon as it stops flowing?

    "oh the atrocities!!"

    give me a fucking break, the media has turned a blind eye to their suffering for the most part, and all of the sudden, its a big deal? hundreds of girls get raped or tortured to death every week there. this isnt a new thing. so anyone that all of the sudden thinks this is a big deal (it IS a big deal, and has been for decades), either hasnt been paying attention on purpose, or is a brainwashed big oil puppet hack job dipshit, and is purposefully exploiting the current situation for a talking point.
     
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    I'd go with B, bid on the girls while fondling the livestock
     
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