This dude is a hero... but she still won't date him

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  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Natebishop3, May 22, 2014
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  2. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    He better at least get a hand job after his pelvis heals!
     
    BlazerWookee, May 22, 2014
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  3. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Do "friends forever" get handy's?
     
    Natebishop3, May 22, 2014
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    cucked
     
    tlongII, May 22, 2014
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  5. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I'd totally bang Kaitlyn Boldoc. Damn.
     
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  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    That dude needs to bro out and grow a fucking pair and bang this chick. He can be a bro'd out football player swimming in high school poon if he stops being such a fucking stalker.
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, May 22, 2014
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  7. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Poor ginger
     
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    donkiez Well-Known Member

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    They are young, she probably still thinks she is going to be a virgin till marriage. The dude is probably awkward as shit towards girls also and is probably all drugged up at the moment. Dude will get some, I gurantee it.

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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Where's it say anything about dating?
     
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  11. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Lol

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  12. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    He won't get any from her; but one of her friends (the chubby one with the lower self esteem) might give it up.
     
    BlazerCaravan, May 23, 2014
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I say we all chip in and get Mrs. HCP to make this boy a man!
     
    BlazerWookee, May 23, 2014
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    You guys pay for it? News to me. It's always been "on the house".
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, May 23, 2014
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    No, I meant chip in our places in line and let him cut in front of us...
     
    BlazerWookee, May 23, 2014
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    I mean...... it's cool he's a hero and all that.

    But no fucking way I give up my place in line. Thank you for volunteering, though. You're a better man than I.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, May 23, 2014
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  17. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    That dude is the mayor of friendzone. No way he gets any action.
     
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  18. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    FIFY...
     
    BlazerWookee, May 23, 2014
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  19. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Nah, I had it correct the first time, and I'd never say anything along the lines of your change. Now, I might make a quip about your hair.
     
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  20. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    No worries BG, when he's talking about being hung, he's talking about his gut :devilwink:
     
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