This dude is a hero... but she still won't date him

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  1. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, that'd makes much more sense. Thanks for clearing that up.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, May 23, 2014
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    I showed this thread to coworkers. They laughed so loud management came over. Then they couldn't stop laughing....
     
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  3. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Hey, now, with a tool this impressive, it's only natural for one to make an equally impressive roof under which to store it...
     
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  4. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    the guy who hit her has a better chance of banging her than this guy.
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, May 23, 2014
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  5. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    She didn't get hit... that's the whole point. This dude almost died for a chick that has him locked away in the friend zone.
     
    Natebishop3, May 23, 2014
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  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    The way he just lovingly looks at her is sad as fuck. Dude needs to sack up. We need to get to him and show him the ways of the world.
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, May 23, 2014
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  7. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    He won't listen. They never do.
     
    Natebishop3, May 23, 2014
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    Alcohol will give him liquid bro ness, and who knows, maybe he's got a huge meat hammer
     
    3RA1N1AC, May 23, 2014
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    He's a chubby ginger with a hyphenated last name. He has no shot at that young lady.

    I wouldn't be surprised if he set the whole thing up.
     
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  10. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Reading the comments, which one of you is 'rawdawg'?
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    Yeah, no way that guy ever gets her poon.

    Sad thing too. She will probably get rammed by random dudes that treat her like Shit, then one day she will realize ginger would have been everything she needed in a dude (minus the pussyness at his age now)
     
    JFizzleRaider, May 23, 2014
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  12. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    He's playing chess -- lay the ground work down now and pounce when the time is right.
     
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  13. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    Ain't no groundwork to lay.

    He should lay the guilt trip down. He deserves that much.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, May 23, 2014
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  14. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    He's playing chess -- and she's playing connect four with some other dude.
     
    Natebishop3, May 23, 2014
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  15. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Yes, because that works on women. :roll eyes:
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, May 23, 2014
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  16. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    It works on skanks. I'm not judging her. I'm just saying...
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, May 23, 2014
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    Someone should just start a kickstarter for him. Call it "Pussy for Heroes"
     
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, May 23, 2014
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  18. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Begging for pussy never works bro. You have to be strong and confident. Guilt trips are for pussies.

    He can probably bang other chicks in school because he is famous now if he had some game. Too nice, too needy.
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, May 23, 2014
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  19. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    I was kidding. Doing what he did will get him laid, even if it's not by this chick.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, May 24, 2014
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  20. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Yeah, women are never tricked into having sex with guys. Guilt or trickery never works.
     
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