Holy $hit! Oden holding up the ECF Champion Trophy

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  1. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    This is likely his last hurrah.

    I don't see how there is any chance Miami resigns him.

    His knees are dead and gone.
     
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    He smiled a big smile. That pic was before or after it.
     
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    There's the smile.
     
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Good to see his wrist is finally healed to hold up that trophy
     
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    News flash! Oden damages both knees holding up the trophy! Will rehab for another year and a half and make a comeback!
     
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  8. bodyman5000 and 1

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    Nope, was only at 80 percent. Will need titanium replacement.

    Hey, he should have had both knees replaced and his short leg lengthened a few years ago. He could be playing now.
     
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    Or, his longer leg shortened. Seems easier. Just use a saw and a bunch of screws. Sure, he'd only be 6'2", but imagine the possibilities!
     
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    Lookin good, Big fella.
     
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    I'm happy for him. I'll always be sad for us, because we lost out on his incredible potential, but he's been through a lot. To have a brief moment of victory after all his rehab and disappointment is a nice moment.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    He would be at least 6'4, but they use that leg length surgery on little people all the time. I think it takes a year or so. IF they broke Oden's leg to do it, it might take 20 years to heal.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Yeah, I would feel the same way if I asked hot girls out all the time and they always said no. Then one day I paid a hooker on Boulder Highway, and she looked like David Spade on crack.
     
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    Another ex Blazers on his way to a championship. Maybe we are better known as a farm team for strong contenders?
     
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    Thank you.

    Haters gonna hate.
     
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    I know right? How perfect was it that we drafted him, blew up his knees and taught him how to take selfie cock shots just in time for him to average 30 and 15 while dominating the Eastern Conference????
     
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    Another? There's been what, 4?

    Please come up with this illustrious list.
     
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    If someone leaks a video of an awesome halftime speech Oden gave that turned Miami's season around he might get some credit.

    If I were him, holding a trophy I did nothing to deserve would depress the shit out of me.
     
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    Oden is the ultimate hater on our entire city.

    Fuck him.
     
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  20. bodyman5000 and 1

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    Well, clearly we have to kill players we don't want on the team instead of trading them.
     
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