Just recieved and update email from my favorite Congressman, Peter DeFazio

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  1. MarAzul

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    Anyone know what he is on the rag about?

    " I have voted against adding hundreds of billions of dollars to the deficit to make corporate tax subsidies permanent."

    Any idea what this subsidy is?

    Damn, the guy rages on year after year, bitching about no jobs and castigating business in general.

    Here is and example of his brain power,
    "Throughout my time in Congress, I have worked to level the playing field for ordinary Americans. I will continue to fight for investments in infrastructure, make sure corporations pay their fair share..."

    Geez, wish I knew wtf he did to help me, but I can't even figure out what he means by Fair share? We do have the highest Corporate tax in the world already, but I guess he never will spill the beans about what "fair share" actually means.

    Dang I wish there were a way to get him replaced.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    YOU SHOULD WRITE HIM A LETTER ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD OPPOSING HIS PLAN.
     
  3. MarAzul

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    Nothing to oppose, he has no plan, prattle would be more descriptive.
     
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    MarAzul for Congress!
     
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    I will be your campaign manager. The first thing we need to do is start raising money. A lot of it. We'll start off with a $100 a plate "get to know the candidate" dinner at your house. Make sure you serve red meat. Good conservatives eat red meat. Don't go chicken or fish and for god sake don't do something really dumb like a vegetarian thing.

    Papag is good at marketing so we'll get him involved. He'll probably want some sort of a political favor but I'll let you two work that out.
     
  6. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I'll write the speech about the worthless bums. I need to find the Romney one about 47% of voters.

    I'll add in something accusing your worthless opponent of plagiarizing speeches.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    You need a central theme to your campaign (Benghazi, what else) and an idea man (PapaG, who else) to create each Outrage of the Day.
     
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    We already know you're working for the other side.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Hey, I'll get Marzul the crossover votes from Reagan Democrats. What are there, about 2 in Oregon. One Longshoreman and one Teamster.
     
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    Alright, if you pay $200 you can come to dinner.
     
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    It's guys like DeFazio that get all riled up when you pay your ranch-hands sub-minimum wages!
     
  12. MarAzul

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    Yeah, that be stupid huh? I sold the ranch, if you want a hole to dump money in a boat is much more fun.
     
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    You see what would happen? Can you imagine me lasting 20 second with a heckler like that in range.
     
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    I guess I'm flattered that you spent your entire night posting about me. :dunno:
     
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    Just make sure you get the money upfront.
     

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