Why does the internet make fun of Drake?

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

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    I don't get it. They always have him in weird memes and shit like that.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Because he dons a mask, hat, and cape, and becomes the terror that flaps in the night?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I think its because he's light skinned, personally. If he were darker, you couldn't say what people say because it would be more racist. :MARIS61:
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    He's a black Jewish Canadian teen soap star from Forest Hill--and somehow also a hard rapper?

    The internet pines for originality but hates anything unique.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Drake Mallard is whiter than me, for cry sakes. Of course he's light skinned...
     
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    Hey man, he was on Degrassi, that's pretty baller.
     
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    Didn't he cry and make a big deal over the fact he was taken off the cover of some magazine because Philip Seymour Hoffman had just died and they decided to put Phillip on the cover instead?
     
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    [video=youtube;liZm1im2erU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liZm1im2erU[/video]
     
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    Watch this and at the time of 0:35 and 0:49 and at 0:54 and 0:58 watch his face. LoL

    [video=youtube;rzFnOV0uUCU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzFnOV0uUCU[/video]
     
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    Did you watch the Toronto/Brooklyn finale? Drake made sure he was in every single camera shot. I was glad the Raptors got beat so we did not have to see him for round 2 and think he deserves to be joked about.
     
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    He just reminds me of an over acting dancer doing a fierce dance face.
     
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    Drake's like that creepy obsessive girlfriend meme. Just a little too happy to be hanging with guys way bigger than him.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    To be fair to Drake, athletes seem to love him back.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    He gives really good head. Way better than the other groupies.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    #topszn

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    Cause he sucks.
     

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