<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dsounG @ Nov 13 2006, 08:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Okay, There was a Blonde, Brunette and a Redhead. They are on death row and about to get executed.Okay, So the Brunette is up to get executed. The Cop says "Any last wishes?" She replies "No"The Cop gets ready and goes, "READY AIM!..." Then the Brunette suddenly says "TORNADO!" Then everybody starts to scream and run while she escapes.Okay, Now it's the Redheads turn to get executed. The Cop says "Any last wishes?" She says "No"The Cop gets ready and goes, "READY AIM!..." Then the Redhead suddenly says "EARTHQUAKE" Then everybody starts to panic and hit the ground while the redhead escapes.Okay, The blonde understands everything now. The blonde was up next to get executed. The Cop says to her "Any last wishes" She says "No". The Cop gets ready and says, "READY AIM..." Then the Blonde goes..."FIRE!!!!!!!" </div> :HAHAHA:
<span style="font-family:Tahoma">Here's a joke I heard a long time ago:A cowboy rode into town on a horse and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished drinking, he found his horse had been stolen.The cowboy came back into the bar, flipped his gun into the air, caughted it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered."I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't wanna have to do what I dun back in Texas!"Some of the locals shifted restlessly.The cowboy had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and prepared to ride out of town. The bartender came outside and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"</span>
Ok I got someWhat is the difference between CB4 and Borat?about 8 inches in height and a mustache!just kiddinganywaysOk, a sandwich walked in a bar, sat down and asked for a beer. The bartender then said "Sorry we dont serve food here."Here is another.Why were there only 2,000 mexicans at the battle of the alamo?Because the mexicans had only 2 Trucks!<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Nov 13 2006, 10:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Tahoma">Here's a joke I heard a long time ago:A cowboy rode into town on a horse and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished drinking, he found his horse had been stolen.The cowboy came back into the bar, flipped his gun into the air, caughted it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered."I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't wanna have to do what I dun back in Texas!"Some of the locals shifted restlessly.The cowboy had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and prepared to ride out of town. The bartender came outside and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"</span></div>I think you might have said something wrong in there cause no offense but that was not funny at all.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JRICH23 @ Nov 13 2006, 11:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Here is another.Why were there only 2,000 mexicans at the battle of the alamo?Because the mexicans had only 2 Trucks!I think you might have said something wrong in there cause no offense but that was not funny at all.</div><span style="font-family:Tahoma">I already stated in the first post:<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">NO RACIST JOKES!</span>Also, about my joke:I think you must have misunderstood. The cowboy had his horse stolen before, too. He made threats about how he doesn't want to do what he's "dun in Texas". The town locals get intimidated and they bring his horse back. Turns out that the cowboy wouldn't have done anything anyone. All he did in Texas when his horse was stolen was walk home.</span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Nov 13 2006, 10:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Tahoma">I already stated in the first post:<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">NO RACIST JOKES!</span>Also, about my joke:I think you must have misunderstood. The cowboy had his horse stolen before, too. He made threats about how he doesn't want to do what he's "dun in Texas". The town locals get intimidated and they bring his horse back. Turns out that the cowboy wouldn't have done anything anyone. All he did in Texas when his horse was stolen was walk home.</span></div>Nope sorry, the joke still sucks. Also, that joke isnt really racist. If you lived in south texas you would laugh your ass off at the joke cause it is true just ask ballerman or dogma.
<span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%">1,100th POST!</span><span style="font-family:Tahoma">I live in California. We have illegal immigrants (Mexicans) here, too.How the F*ck is that joke not racist? You must not be all that smart... You're ignorant toward the definition of "racism". You made a stereotypical comment. You're joking that Mexicans all ride around with about one hundred people in one pick-up truck...Though that may be true, it is uncalled for.</span>
Almost as uncalled for as when you supposedly punched that guy in the face for talking to your "girl". You know what, youre right it was a prejudice joke, you are always right cause you are a bad ass. I feel so lucky to be called ignorant by such a bad ass.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JRICH23 @ Nov 14 2006, 12:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Almost as uncalled for as when you supposedly punched that guy in the face for talking to your "girl". You know what, youre right it was a prejudice joke, you are always right cause you are a bad ass. I feel so lucky to be called ignorant by such a bad ass.</div><span style="font-family:Tahoma">I didn't punch him for talking to her. I punched him for pushing me aside, you fu*kin' douche bag. sh*t... </span>
