OK, guys, please explain

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  1. crandc

    crandc Well-Known Member

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    How on earth does someone do this and not be aware?

    OK, maybe he'd had a couple? But honestly how drunk does a man have to be to not realize he'd just shot his dick half off?

    Seriously. I wouldn't know, can one of you explain?
     
  2. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Huh?

    You're talking about the guy in Georgia, I believe.

    Shock, probably dulled the pain.

    He didn't want the DUI perhaps. So he went to a friend's house to assess the injury and to get a ride to the hospital.
     
  3. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Are you asking if anyone who posts here has experience shooting their penis off?
     
  4. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    I've only choked mine before. Seems to like it.
     
  5. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    I've never shot my dick off, so idk.
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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  7. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    Actually, it does sound like the guy could have used more bush.
     
  8. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    ive shot my penis off before, in the same way that soldiers shoot off cannons

    a lot of good men died that day
     
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    You should be asking the dude from Wu-Tang Clan..
     
  10. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I would shoot myself in the cranium if I realized I'd just shot my head.
     
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    My penis gets hard enough to stop bullets.
     
  12. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    [video=youtube;KlvK-SRKdII]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlvK-SRKdII[/video]
     
  13. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    You don't take your gun places besides men's figure skating competitions or men's volleyball matches?
     
  14. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    Well, c'mon. Don't all guys shoot themselves in the penis getting gas?
     
  15. crandc

    crandc Well-Known Member

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    I do understand shock temporarily mutes pain, but this dude was apparently unaware until he found the extra hole. Oi vey.
     
  16. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    He was aware he shot himself. He just didn't drop trow to see what was damaged. I'm sure his ass hurt as much as everything else.
     
  17. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    I guess the point the blogger is trying to make is Americans should not be allowed to drive cars, since nearly all drivers eventually have an accident that is their fault.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I see articles in which feminists complain of genital mutilation overseas. But that only applies to women. Ha ha, this was a man!

    Remember the woman who scalded her legs by spilling McDonalds coffee? Another funny one. Yuk yuk! Oops, that was a woman's pain, not a man's. Not funny.
     
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    Huh wut?
     

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