Official "Police Searched My Crib Today..." Thread

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  1. Illosophee

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    <span style="font-family:Tahoma">BALLAHOLIC, I can honestly say that he didn't do sh*t. He looked at my brother's "last visit" websites, which were nothing but basketball sites. Then he searched through our collection of videogames (nothing but NBA games and Super Mario games). Then he went downstairs. My dad offered him water; he drank water while writing a report down. He said, "Really, sir, I can't say I found anything illegal. I guess your son was doing nothing more than just messing around." He wrote some more sh*t down, spoke to my pops about how his own daughter stole from JC Penny, and then spoke to me privately, asking me whether or not my father beats me... That's all that happened. Take my word for it. It doesn't matter to me any more if any one here believes me or not. I'm just going to have to keep personal sh*t to myself, I guess. Keep sh*t bottled up...BTW, my entire family was not there. My dad and I were following the cop around, showing him rooms and watching him search. My mom was downstairs in the family room, talking to my brother about the incident.</span>
     
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    Illosophee...If I were you I would just give it up.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Nov 14 2006, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Tahoma">BALLAHOLIC, I can honestly say that he didn't do sh*t. He looked at my brother's "last visit" websites, which were nothing but basketball sites. Then he searched through our collection of videogames (nothing but NBA games and Super Mario games). Then he went downstairs. My dad offered him water; he drank water while writing a report down. He said, "Really, sir, I can't say I found anything illegal. I guess your son was doing nothing more than just messing around." He wrote some more sh*t down, spoke to my pops about how his own daughter stole from JC Penny, and then spoke to me privately, asking me whether or not my father beats me... That's all that happened. Take my word for it. It doesn't matter to me any more if any one here believes me or not. I'm just going to have to keep personal sh*t to myself, I guess. Keep sh*t bottled up...BTW, my entire family was not there. My dad and I were following the cop around, showing him rooms and watching him search. My mom was downstairs in the family room, talking to my brother about the incident.</span></div>NOOOO, keep telling your stories. I really don't find it that hard to believe...but regardless, you need to write a book.
     
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    Wow...this thread had 43 replies in about 1 hour.
     
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    <span style="font-family:Tahoma">Sorry ASUFan22; I guess my interesting life must be locked away...</span>
     
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    Lol I think he's telling the truth on this one only because he would have had too waste his whole fu*kin day thinking about all those little details.1
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>BALLAHOLIC, I can honestly say that he didn't do sh*t. He looked at my brother's "last visit" websites, which were nothing but basketball sites. Then he searched through our collection of videogames (nothing but NBA games and Super Mario games). Then he went downstairs. My dad offered him water; he drank water while writing a report down. He said, "Really, sir, I can't say I found anything illegal. I guess your son was doing nothing more than just messing around." He wrote some more sh*t down, spoke to my pops about how his own daughter stole from JC Penny, and then spoke to me privately, asking me whether or not my father beats me... That's all that happened. Take my word for it. It doesn't matter to me any more if any one here believes me or not. I'm just going to have to keep personal sh*t to myself, I guess. Keep sh*t bottled up...</div>Man, First of all 'Last visited websites' is the least of their worries. You would have your entire computer searched. EVERY email would be read, Every search you ever made would be brought up. I'm talking to my dad right now about this.
     
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    <span style="font-family:Tahoma">BALLAHOLIC, I give up. Just take my word for it or don't. I don't have to prove anything to you. To the cop, it was not as serious as it seemed. It was only serious to my family. sh*t... Just leave me alone now, please. Someone lock this thread up.</span>
     
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    :lock: Tony, you do the honors?
     
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    I'm not trying to be a dick about it, I believe you somewhat. I just think you added false parts to your story.
     
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    <span style="font-family:Tahoma">the-Q, thanks for understanding, b. You see? Why would I waste my time to write such a detailed story? I have no reason to impress any of you cats. This is true and I'm sticking with my words, no matter what.</span>
     
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    A Middle-Eastern/Asian kid getting in serious trouble for a letter or Bobby Hill dunking. :shifty2: Hmmm....
     

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