This has been a boring off-season, all across the NBA. At least Bron shook some stuff up. Booo, NBA. Booooo.
I loved the "My heart is in NY (who can just coincidentally pay me $30 Mil more than anyone else and can't put a decent team around me)".
His "heart" is most likely his wife, who would have nagged him for eternity if he'd passed up $30million AND left New York.