Re: Random shit "Official records" show that Kim Jong-Il was walking at three weeks old, and talking at eight weeks.
Re: Random shit "Kane County Sheriff" Mighty fine job the artist did on that raised lettering. The taxpayers will be real pleased.
Re: Random shit If we could shrink the world's population to a village of 100 people, we would have: 57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 Americans & 8 Africans
Re: Random shit with a village of a 100 people, it would get mixed race pretty quick. Now tell us their ages, oh great statini!
Re: Random shit Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" ..... but nobody rubs your dick and says "good job."?
Re: Random shit Did Onion write this headline? http://news.msn.com/offbeat/new-toyota-minivan-makes-it-easier-to-yell-at-kids