10 Things Every Guy Should Know By 21

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  1. 3RA1N1AC

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    basically, learn how to be rich, sensitive, and have a giant hog

    1. Learn to tie a tie. Even better: learn how to tie a bow tie. Even better than better: learn to fold a pocket square. MONEY IDENTIFIER
    2. Wear the right amount of cologne. MONEY IDENTIFIER
    3. Build a fire. At the very least, know how to light a grill. HUGE DONG/ ALPHA MALE ACTION
    4. Know how to take care of a hungover lady. SENSITIVE DREAM GUY
    5. Ask a woman on a date. A real date. HUGE DONG/ ALPHA MALE ACTION
    6. Enjoy the company of old people. SENSITIVE DREAM GUY
    7. The more time you spend talking about yourself and how great you are, the less great you seem. HUGE DONG/ ALPHA MALE ACTION
    8. Ironing in general. Particularly a dress shirt. MONEY IDENTIFIER
    9. Crack open your car manual —and actually read it. HUGE DONG/ ALPHA MALE ACTION
    10. Be a thoughtful gifter. MONEY IDENTIFIER
     
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    It says so right at the bottom of the post.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    You are a liar.

    You are making edits based on your personal political philosophy. None of those edits would have stood even 6 months ago.

    Frankly, you don't deserve to control anything on this board and it's a joke.
     
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  5. 3RA1N1AC

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    :lol:
     
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    Who is this guy to be editing anything?
     
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    you guys should meet at the sizzler early bird and draft up a scathing PM to accurately portray your disapprobation
     
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    Meh, I'm over it...
     
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    marijuana is shortening your attention span
     
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    Nah I just got the hint that only jokes you can make are about religion or the right wing thinkers.
     
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    dont forget tiny asian penis jokes. those are cool too.

    i actually missed what was said though, it got edited before i had a chance to peruse, so i cant really comment i guess (not that that ever stopped me!)
     
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    Pretty sure this has something to do with the summer league tweet or whatever the fuck that was about racist sexist homophobes in the OT section.
    The response seems to be to get the resident left wing fruit bat to strike down upon thee with great RED font to make sure everyone knows the jig is up.

    Good luck with that .
     
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    And to think, cunnilingus wasn't even mentioned.
     
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    Thank God.
     
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    Sam Kennison's routine on this is like a fucking training manual.
     
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    Tapatalk blows goats.
     
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    Their milk is good! Have you tried the cheese?
     
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    "They called us sons of motherless goats! US!!"

    [video=youtube;M2FmDysvDr8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2FmDysvDr8[/video]
     
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    I loved that movie as a kid.

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