Say your at a legal brothel in Nevada

I won a bunch of money at a card room once when I was 18 and didn't know what to do with it. I found a hooker on craigslist and it was a really awkward experience. Told my buddies about it and they thought it was a riot.

 

I usually just scream "you're drunk mom, go home!" and then slink out.

 

His wife can talk?

 

in south america the hookers bring free cocaine, its like expected i guess

 

In Amsterdam, you just negotiate before you close the door. Once you've got negotiations out of the way, you close the door and just get down to business. I suppose you could chat with them if you wanted. They like Americans, if for no other reason than Americans are awkward and uncomfortable with the situation and often don't know the "going rate". That, or they think you'll play Captain Save-a-hoe and take them out of the life. They were surprisingly hot, some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, actually.

And no, I did not partake.

 

Go on.....

 

You really want the juicy deets?

 

Who wouldn't?

One of my single buddies sends us email threads of his sexcapades and it's always good for a laugh.

 

Word Crime! Word Crime! Word Crime!

 

The way I look at it, if I paid for an hour, I need to figure out a way to fill the remaining 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

 

Very small talk. Like microscopic small talk.

 

Favorite lines from Repo man with Harry Dean Stanton. Date the homeless, you can drop them off anywhere. Emilio Estevez, I usually say..uhhhnnnnn...get out!