Why did PapaG/NewsSource get banned?

a lady at the bar got offended when i kept drunkenly saying "VOMIT ON A DEAD SKUNK" but to me, thats what her asshole tasted like.

you know, the magazine at the welfare office said that women appreciate honesty, but im not so sure about that

 

Your honesty made her go home, drink, then self pleasure herself. Not always a bad thing!

 

call me old fashioned, but i think voting ISNT for the birds. and i mean females.

 

It has come to my attention that beavers have 2 meanings...

example 1: The lady's shed beaver clogged the toilet.

example 2: The beaver was used to display sexual mating techniques in the lake.

 

example 3: "son, your moms beaver has teeth. get me a beer"

 

example 4: Your beaver is purring every time I stroke it

 

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example 7:

 

wet beavers are slippery little devils, thats why i stopped using my humane beaver trap. now i just destroy them.

 

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poutine is pretty good, if you dont mind eating horse meat

 

you've tried it? I just can't stomach too much horse

 

you kinda just have to open your throat and let it slide down

 

sometimes mosquitos is a pretty good hand

 

It makes me wonder why a frog has to talk in piglatin????

 

It's just the way the cookie levitates