Do you carry condums with you or keep them around handy?

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  1. BigGameDamian

    BigGameDamian Well-Known Member

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    Just to be ready at all times.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Nightstand drawer next to bed is where I keep em.

    I keep some in my car just in case. Also stick one in my pocket even if it's a first date.

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    hahaha wow dude wtf is all that shit
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    some of those are just the wrappers. After I open one and put one on, I just throw the wrapper back in that drawer. Others I just go to the store to buy a pack of them randomly for whatever reason, sometimes I never get to use them so I just throw them in the drawer.

    My usual routine is make out on the couch, then say "the couch is kind of uncomfortable, we'll have more room on the bed". go to bed. Easy on the nightstand to just reach over, put one on and ride the train to POUND TOWN.

    The blue ones are for regulars, sometimes I get scared they may try to get pregnant or something so I use condoms with spermacidal lubricant.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I can't fit my size in my pocket so I have to carry an empty wine bottle around.
     
  6. BigGameDamian

    BigGameDamian Well-Known Member

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    Your a rabbit when the guys come?
     
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    whoa bro, uncool
     
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    Lol. I'm a bro. I think you saw that I said I self identified as a female, that was a while back and I changed my mind.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I think we should all commend El Prez. Someone has to sleep with all the ugly women of LA :devilwink:
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Gotta spend money to make money
     
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    No but I carry hope.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    For a second I read this as "rope," and then I was disappointed when I realized it was hope. :sigh:
     
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    Do you think rope would help?
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    It might :lol:
     
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    S2's first sado-masochism thread begins now!!!

    Alriggghhhhtt!!!!!

    Anyone got duct tape?
     
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    If you can't spell condoms, please use condoms.:devilwink:
     
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    I can spell prophylactics.
     
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    El prez..... Bro, bad choice.

    Id rather jerk off than have sex with Trojans. Those are the worst. Way too thick.

    Try beyond sevens next time you hit up a store.
     
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    I was about 11 when a law was passed in California that minors could buy condoms over the counter. I had, at that time, no idea what a condom was. A radio station did a skit of some guy going to buy condoms and the pharmacist is his girlfriend's father. I was thinking, huh?

    So I asked my mother, "hey Mom, what's a condom"?
    To her credit, she answered. We were both equally embarrassed.

    And the answer to the question is ... no.
     

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