How Oregon cops know if you're stoned behind the wheel

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    SlyPokerDog, Aug 29, 2014
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    Hhuhuhhuhh... Uuhhuhhhuhuuhuhuhhh......
     
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    Never eating candy bars in the car again
     
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    Heh heh--that was cool.
     
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    must we mock? This obviously shows the high degree of professional training that our finest must go through in order to protect and serve their public.....
     
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    Green font?
     
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    must you even ask? lol
     
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    I wonder how many geese are going to get tried as ducks because of human mistake.
     
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    I think a dead giveaway is if they're listening to Dr. Dre/Snoop/Wiz Khalifa.
     
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    "Your honor I have no doubt the defendant was high on marihuana based on the advanced state of his buttheaditis"
     
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    No one else has a problem that police can detain you over a candy wrapper and a cartoon character laugh?

    Not only does that seem subjective, it's like the cops came up with that by watching Harold and Kumar.
     
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    Officer: Are you high?
    Suspect: No
    O: You sure?
    S: Yes I'm sure
    O: So you're not high?
    S: No
    O: And you are sure about this?
    S: Yes
     
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    They need to call in all the SWAT gear. Just in case.
     
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    Next police will say that denying that you're high is a sign that you are high.
     
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    They forgot the main signs like driving 20 mph on I-5 in a microbus with a Bob Marley paintjob.
     
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    There's really no point in arguing it unless you are trying to hide something!
     
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    Ah yes, Riverman indeed brings up a brilliant point. The police are overlooking the vehicles in these situations for sure. One cannot be sure some one is stoned based off of candy bar-ism and buttheaditis alone.


    You can always spot the stoner by his/her trademark vehicle.
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