I now work at my local police department!

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  1. BrewCityBuck

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    I just got hired by my local police department as an Auxillery Officer. I will have weekly training and I will work local events as security..etc...I am so excited...I get a uniform and I will be able to handcuff people at events... :dribble:
     
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    Just remember...It wasn't me.
     
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    Congrats man - don't go UCLA cops crazy though. lol and the fact that you said "I get to handcuff people" is a little scary to me.
     
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    Have they trained you on how to keep the black man down yet?
     
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    Do you get...A gun?[​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Nov 21 2006, 06:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Have they trained you on how to keep the black man down yet?</div> :HAHAHA:
     
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    CongratulationsEDIT: Who knew spelling congrats was so hard
     
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    hey, you're a rent-a-cop now, congrats lol
     
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    No offense BCB but anybody who knew that you were an internet forum geek would laugh in your face if you were a cop. Heres an example:BCB: snort snort ahem, guys you are being too disruptive. I'm going to have to ask you to leave...snort.People: bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!BCB: snort. If you don't leave I will have to taser you. *takes out taserer*People: *easily takes taser from BCB* OMG are you kidding? BWAHAHAHHAAHHA!BCB: *pushes button on radio* Back up I need back up! ...snortPeople: [sarcasm] Oh no!! [/sarcasm] *proceeds to remove all of BCB's clothes, takes him to the nearest lamp post and ties him up (butt nekkid). Takes hundreds of pictures. Returns to event.* BCB: snort! you can't do this! You will respect my authoritah! I can't wait until I write about this on my online blog! THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY.... snort.........(10 minutes later)BCB: mommy [​IMG]:dribble:
     
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    BCB's in the Force? Sweet, what's the best corner to sell drugs to kids?I'm waiting for the video where BCB's yelling at a black man beating him down yelling "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!!"
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (playaofthegame @ Nov 21 2006, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>http://youtube.com/watch?v=P_1d--yrujUhaha just kiddingcongratulations man</div>The Big Bird part was golden!
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Nov 21 2006, 08:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm waiting for the video where BCB's yelling at a black man beating him down yelling "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!!"</div>It's like you took two jokes that were already made, combined them into one, and pretended like you made it yourself.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Nov 21 2006, 07:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's like you took two jokes that were already made, combined them into one, and pretended like you made it yourself.</div>Blast, and I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids... :beee:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ReppinTheD @ Nov 21 2006, 06:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Congrats man - don't go UCLA cops crazy though. lol and the fact that you said "I get to handcuff people" is a little scary to me.</div>HaHa. I don't know if anyone else took that as a gay joke, but I sure did!
     

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