Somebody sent me this in an email 01. Talk about a huge breast!02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.03. It's Cool Whip time!04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!05. That's one terrific spread!06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.07. Are you ready for seconds yet?08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!10. Don't play with your meat.11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!14. You still have a little bit on your chin.15. How long will it take after you stick it in?16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Nov 22 2006, 11:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen</div>I can say this to myself everyday!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Nov 23 2006, 12:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Somebody sent me this in an email 01. Talk about a huge breast!02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.03. It's Cool Whip time!04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!05. That's one terrific spread!06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.07. Are you ready for seconds yet?08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!10. Don't play with your meat.11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!14. You still have a little bit on your chin.15. How long will it take after you stick it in?16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen</div>Never read this thread and the ones in bold are the ones I said today
Lol. Those made me laugh.What about this one...... Happy Thanksgiving! Took me all night to think of it.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Nov 23 2006, 09:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Am I the only one who uses these on a daily basis?I am?</div> :shifty2: Yes... :shifty2: