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  1. dsounG

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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061122/od_uk_...e_thailand_monk<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>BANGKOK (Reuters) - A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday. The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said."We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone.Prawing declined to comment on the monk"s erection, which Bangkok-based Kom Chad Luk tabloid reported on its Web site.</div>Glad I ain't a monk...XD
     
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    That kind of dedication is something to marvel at...as ridiculous as cutting off your penis sounds...wow.
     
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    :wtf1: :wtf1: :wtf1: :wtf1:
     
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    This has happened before in the day of the samurai. Basicly, a farmer killed a samurai cause the samurai was messing with him, felt bad and sinful for what he had done to the samurai, so he became a monk, a well respected one btw, and one day a old lady friend came in, and she tempted him so he cut off his testicles. Later in life, he was buried underground to meditate underground until his death.(not toture or anything, just a common custom back then).
     
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    what a dipshit. I dont know what I would do with myself if I lost my tool.
     
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    Dipshit? How is this guy a dipshit for cutting off his Penis for something he believes in?
     
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    hes a dipshit because he not has no penis. he cant reproduce, he cant live his daily life normally. I dont care if hes a monk and what he believes in, he cut off his f*cking penis.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dsounG @ Nov 24 2006, 05:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Dipshit? How is this guy a dipshit for cutting off his Penis for something he believes in?</div>Anyone that cuts off their penis is a dipshit.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Nov 24 2006, 06:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>hes a dipshit because he not has no penis. he cant reproduce, he cant live his daily life normally. I dont care if hes a monk and what he believes in, he cut off his f*cking penis.</div> He's a f*cking monk you idiot. He wouldn't use his penis anyway. [​IMG]
     
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    Even though this seems stupid, you have to respect people religion,
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Nov 24 2006, 05:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>He's a f*cking monk you idiot. He wouldn't use his penis anyway. [​IMG]</div>I know, I realize that, but still.thats like saying, oh all humans dont use they're small toe so we should cut them off. it doesn't make any sense at all. your telling me that he doesn't use his penis to take a piss?its a f*cking idiot move to cut off your penis, it doesn't matter what your religion, race, I dont give a sh*t, you dont just cut off your penis
     
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    now thats dedication! Maybe coach Hill can cut a few of ours guys penis' - might make them more dedicated to DEFENSE!
     
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    Things oyu would do to win :no3:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Nov 24 2006, 02:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I know, I realize that, but still.thats like saying, oh all humans dont use they're small toe so we should cut them off. it doesn't make any sense at all. your telling me that he doesn't use his penis to take a piss?its a f*cking idiot move to cut off your penis, it doesn't matter what your religion, race, I dont give a sh*t, you dont just cut off your penis</div>That got me thinking: Does this monk pee like a woman now?:dribble:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Nov 24 2006, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I know, I realize that, but still.thats like saying, oh all humans dont use they're small toe so we should cut them off. it doesn't make any sense at all. your telling me that he doesn't use his penis to take a piss?its a f*cking idiot move to cut off your penis, it doesn't matter what your religion, race, I dont give a sh*t, you dont just cut off your penis</div> Your pinky toe doesn't become erect during prayer. [​IMG]
     
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    His penis betrayed him. That is the saddest thing of all. When a man's penis turns its back on you. The penis had no respect for prayer time. The penis got what it deserved.What an idiot.
     
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    My penis betrays me during me and my girlfriends 'No No' time every week. You don't see me cutting it off.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Nov 24 2006, 06:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Your pinky toe doesn't become erect during prayer. [​IMG]</div>yeah but when I forget to cut the nail on it, it jams into my 4th toe and cuts it and sh*t and it hurts while I play tennis
     
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    how will he pee now?
     
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    Actaully the pinky toe is essential to staying balanced. I know it sounds stupid, but it helps you stay balanced when you walk. I would never do such a thing even if I was a monk. :shok: :thumbdn1:
     

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