I felt her up. Do you french kiss? I promise I'll pull out. Can I get 6-7 joints out of this nickel bag? I'd like a six pack of Reingold. Is that a hickey on your neck?
"shit fire and save matches" "Here Son take this half dollar and buy you and your 6 sisters an ice cream from the ice cream truck"
OK, in addition to having the boys (& hammerette when she's older) asking to be excused, we also have no issues taking away a week (or more) of TV, we make the boys change before playing outside, they've played tag, they have a respect for me & know I'll both support my bride & her stance & will most definitely punish as needed, they help loading & unloading/drying the dishes, wash behind their ears, we say grace, my oldest says the pledge of allegiance & my younger son knows it, we have a turn table, no video games in the house BTW, know how to fill ice trays, & you can be damn sure they'll learn to be chivalrous (carrying her books)... My bride knows where her apron is & irons when she needs to.... That being said, it isn't her job & I do help as needed... We do need to defrost the chest freezer too... What about, needing change for the payphone? Or even knowing where & what a payphone is?
Holy crap a house hold with morals & manners. You sound like a 50s family. I'm guessing handed down from your parents. And All I can say is...........good for you. and the kids will be better for it
Could it possibly be because you have a head that looks like a bowling ball? I mean why brush when you can just simonize the damn thing.
I don't shave... I have facial hair year round and I'm in the process of growing out my winter beard from my summer mustache/goatee... I think in the late spring through early fall I shave maybe 2 or 3 times a month... Furthermore, I have old school shaving soap with a bristle brush that I need to get a lather going myself... I'd love to learn how to use (and maintain) a straight razor, but that seems a little more daunting...
No chrome dome polish required? No Vitalis please.........I hated that oily shit. I can clearly recall as a kid, my Dad, or Mom putting that reconstituted auto oil, in my hair for elementary school pics....I always wanted to say, don't put that shit on my hair, and no butch wax either......LMAO.....
Which head?..................................................................sorry Bos, I couldn't resist.
