Here's where you share stories that have happened to you, or any interesting story that you feel like posting on here.Alright, here's mine..About 2 weeks ago 2 people in my class drank vodka after gym class with each other. When they got back to school, one of them was drunk and he was falling out of his seat and stuff during class. He asked our German French teacher if he could leave to go to the bathroom because he felt sick..Our teacher gave him sh*t about it like always, and then let him go. Anyway, apparently he threw up 4 times in the bathroom sink, and another student who was in the washroom told our principle about it. The principle told him to go call his parents to pick him up, but apparently his parents were away from home until 5:00 PM. So the principle decided to take him to the hospital to see what was wrong.In the hospital, I guess the doctors did some tests or something, and they found out that he was sick because he was intoxicated. The principle was obviously really mad, and called his parents about this. I dont really know what happened from here on, but he got suspended for about 4 days for this.So when he gets back, our French teacher being the prick that he is kept on bothering the kid about it. ex..when he brought his backpack into class one day he asked if he had any hard stuff in there lol. The kid just said nothing and shook his head going back to his seat. Another time he dropped his pen once during class and the teacher asked him he did that because he was drunk.Well anyway, today during french class the dude was talking to another guy during class, and the French teacher shouted randomly like he always does and then went on to say that his behaviour was disgusting. Well, the dude in my class is not that smart. He interpreted it as calling him disgusting, so he finally had enough I guess. He called the teacher disgusting, and said that he smells like sh*t all the time. He got ent out of the room, and the teacher wrote a letter to the principle about what happened. Well, he got suspended AGAIN, and the teacher has said that he refuses to teach him now. Alot of drama going on in my grade right now. There's some other sh*t going on in Math class too.Anyway, that's my story. Believe it or not. I dont care. It's the truth.Share yours...
This is our Oprah thread eh?Well, today at lunch, this retarded (mentally handicaped if you like that better) kid came up and threatend to beat the crap out of my friend (because he was talking to a girl he likes. Yes, the kid is actually retarded). The kid tried to hit my friend, and then somebody said something to the kid, and he got side tracked and walked away, so that ended that. What do you do in that situation? It is a lose-lose.You walk away and you are the kid that walked away from the retard and you look like a pussy.You fight him and you are the kid that beat up a retard and you are a jackass.There is no way to win a fight with a retard, no matter what you do. That is the Oprah lesson of the day.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (drake24 @ Nov 27 2006, 08:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>This is our Oprah thread eh?Well, today at lunch, this retarded (mentally handicaped if you like that better) kid came up and threatend to beat the crap out of my friend (because he was talking to a girl he likes. Yes, the kid is actually retarded). The kid tried to hit my friend, and then somebody said something to the kid, and he got side tracked and walked away, so that ended that. What do you do in that situation? It is a lose-lose.You walk away and you are the kid that walked away from the retard and you look like a pussy.You fight him and you are the kid that beat up a retard and you are a jackass.There is no way to win a fight with a retard, no matter what you do. That is the Oprah lesson of the day.</div><span style="font-family:Lucida Console">Maybe the retarded kid will forget? He was side-tracked and he left, didn't he? Maybe he'll forget by tomorrow.</span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Nov 27 2006, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Here's where you share stories that have happened to you, or any interesting story that you feel like posting on here.Alright, here's mine..About 2 weeks ago 2 people in my class drank vodka after gym class with each other. When they got back to school, one of them was drunk and he was falling out of his seat and stuff during class. He asked our German French teacher if he could leave to go to the bathroom because he felt sick..Our teacher gave him sh*t about it like always, and then let him go. Anyway, apparently he threw up 4 times in the bathroom sink, and another student who was in the washroom told our principle about it. The principle told him to go call his parents to pick him up, but apparently his parents were away from home until 5:00 PM. So the principle decided to take him to the hospital to see what was wrong.In the hospital, I guess the doctors did some tests or something, and they found out that he was sick because he was intoxicated. The principle was obviously really mad, and called his parents about this. I dont really know what happened from here on, but he got suspended for about 4 days for this.So when he gets back, our French teacher being the prick that he is kept on bothering the kid about it. ex..when he brought his backpack into class one day he asked if he had any hard stuff in there lol. The kid just said nothing and shook his head going back to his seat. Another time he dropped his pen once during class and the teacher asked him he did that because he was drunk.Well anyway, today during french class the dude was talking to another guy during class, and the French teacher shouted randomly like he always does and then went on to say that his behaviour was disgusting. Well, the dude in my class is not that smart. He interpreted it as calling him disgusting, so he finally had enough I guess. He called the teacher disgusting, and said that he smells like sh*t all the time. He got ent out of the room, and the teacher wrote a letter to the principle about what happened. Well, he got suspended AGAIN, and the teacher has said that he refuses to teach him now. Alot of drama going on in my grade right now. There's some other sh*t going on in Math class too.Anyway, that's my story. Believe it or not. I dont care. It's the truth.Share yours...</div>Ah, how I miss the dramas of the 4th grade...OK here's a joke because this thread sucks so far:The arizona cardinals called the police because they saw some white powder on the field. Fearing it was anthrax, the FBI were brought in. Upon further inspection, it turned out to be the goal line. Since the Cardinals have never seen this before, and won't in the future, it was deemed as no thread and forgotten.
hey^ I thought this thread was pretty funny, and has some potential to be a pretty good thread. cb4s story was kinda funny
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Nov 27 2006, 09:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Here's where you share stories that have happened to you, or any interesting story that you feel like posting on here.Alright, here's mine..About 2 weeks ago 2 people in my class drank vodka after gym class with each other. When they got back to school, one of them was drunk and he was falling out of his seat and stuff during class. He asked our German French teacher if he could leave to go to the bathroom because he felt sick..Our teacher gave him sh*t about it like always, and then let him go. Anyway, apparently he threw up 4 times in the bathroom sink, and another student who was in the washroom told our principle about it. The principle told him to go call his parents to pick him up, but apparently his parents were away from home until 5:00 PM. So the principle decided to take him to the hospital to see what was wrong.In the hospital, I guess the doctors did some tests or something, and they found out that he was sick because he was intoxicated. The principle was obviously really mad, and called his parents about this. I dont really know what happened from here on, but he got suspended for about 4 days for this.So when he gets back, our French teacher being the prick that he is kept on bothering the kid about it. ex..when he brought his backpack into class one day he asked if he had any hard stuff in there lol. The kid just said nothing and shook his head going back to his seat. Another time he dropped his pen once during class and the teacher asked him he did that because he was drunk.Well anyway, today during french class the dude was talking to another guy during class, and the French teacher shouted randomly like he always does and then went on to say that his behaviour was disgusting. Well, the dude in my class is not that smart. He interpreted it as calling him disgusting, so he finally had enough I guess. He called the teacher disgusting, and said that he smells like sh*t all the time. He got ent out of the room, and the teacher wrote a letter to the principle about what happened. Well, he got suspended AGAIN, and the teacher has said that he refuses to teach him now. Alot of drama going on in my grade right now. There's some other sh*t going on in Math class too.Anyway, that's my story. Believe it or not. I dont care. It's the truth.Share yours...</div> A lot of babies in Canada too...I thought it was only an American problem.
CB4 - same sh*t like that happens at our school, one of my friend takes dips at school and last year these two girls brought vodka to school and wee wasted during school. They ended getting a 4 day suspension and had to take a drinking class. Also, our have Computer Science teacher is exactly like that! He smells dank and almost everyday he makes an announcement telling it is a Saturday school if anybody is caught messing with the schools computers haha. Last year some of my friends put magnets all over his computer screen and put paper clips in the keyboard and he got so pissed! He was trying to give them a 3 day suspension, not allow them on any computers for the rest of middle school and some other sh*t. The principal ended up giving them each detetions.
At a previous job I go the a titty bar after work. Me, 3 guys and a girl (Becky) we worked with. Order a few beers, and it becomes clear that Becky is more into the strippers than the 4 of us guys were. She is commenting on and talking to all the dancers. Finally one of the guys with us offers to buy her a VIP dance. She gets all excited and picks the EXACT same chick I would have picked, brunette, petite, with a smoking hot tight little body. As Becky stands up to hit the VIP room she says, ?I?m not sure. I?m frightened.? So she grabs me and says, ?You gotta go with me.? So I?m on a leather couch in the VIP room, with Becky at my side. I tell the dancer that the dance is more for Becky and I?m there for moral support. So the stripper starts grinding on Becky. She ends up pulling off Becky?s top and sucking on?Becky?s pants end up unbuttoned and the stripper has her hands in there. They are kissing and rubbing all over each other. Becky is moaning and she reaches over and grabs my hand. I?m about to pass out. The two song?s marking the length of a VIP dance were over and as we got up to walk out the stripper says something like, ?You guys are a really hot couple, I love dancing for married couples.? To which I replied, ?Married? sh*t, this is just some chick I work with.?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (1331 @ Nov 28 2006, 06:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>At a previous job I go the a titty bar after work. Me, 3 guys and a girl (Becky) we worked with. Order a few beers, and it becomes clear that Becky is more into the strippers than the 4 of us guys were. She is commenting on and talking to all the dancers. Finally one of the guys with us offers to buy her a VIP dance. She gets all excited and picks the EXACT same chick I would have picked, brunette, petite, with a smoking hot tight little body. As Becky stands up to hit the VIP room she says, ?I?m not sure. I?m frightened.? So she grabs me and says, ?You gotta go with me.? So I?m on a leather couch in the VIP room, with Becky at my side. I tell the dancer that the dance is more for Becky and I?m there for moral support. So the stripper starts grinding on Becky. She ends up pulling off Becky?s top and sucking on?Becky?s pants end up unbuttoned and the stripper has her hands in there. They are kissing and rubbing all over each other. Becky is moaning and she reaches over and grabs my hand. I?m about to pass out. The two song?s marking the length of a VIP dance were over and as we got up to walk out the stripper says something like, ?You guys are a really hot couple, I love dancing for married couples.? To which I replied, ?Married? sh*t, this is just some chick I work with.?</div>Hey leave the X rated stuff out of here. I don't want to have to explain to CB4 why his fireman is tingling :laughin1:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Hey leave the X rated stuff out of here. I don't want to have to explain to CB4 why his fireman is tingling :laughin1:</div> X rated stuff is more interesting to read. And I guess you weren't here to know CB4 already knows a lot about firemen and their work. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>At a previous job I go the a titty bar after work. Me, 3 guys and a girl (Becky) we worked with. Order a few beers, and it becomes clear that Becky is more into the strippers than the 4 of us guys were. She is commenting on and talking to all the dancers. Finally one of the guys with us offers to buy her a VIP dance. She gets all excited and picks the EXACT same chick I would have picked, brunette, petite, with a smoking hot tight little body. As Becky stands up to hit the VIP room she says, ?I?m not sure. I?m frightened.? So she grabs me and says, ?You gotta go with me.? So I?m on a leather couch in the VIP room, with Becky at my side. I tell the dancer that the dance is more for Becky and I?m there for moral support. So the stripper starts grinding on Becky. She ends up pulling off Becky?s top and sucking on?Becky?s pants end up unbuttoned and the stripper has her hands in there. They are kissing and rubbing all over each other. Becky is moaning and she reaches over and grabs my hand. I?m about to pass out. The two song?s marking the length of a VIP dance were over and as we got up to walk out the stripper says something like, ?You guys are a really hot couple, I love dancing for married couples.? To which I replied, ?Married? sh*t, this is just some chick I work with.?</div> That's pretty crazy, I didn't realize strippers go that extra mile in the VIP room unless it's just because she's a girl and not a male.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (1331 @ Nov 28 2006, 09:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>At a previous job I go the a titty bar after work. Me, 3 guys and a girl (Becky) we worked with. Order a few beers, and it becomes clear that Becky is more into the strippers than the 4 of us guys were. She is commenting on and talking to all the dancers. Finally one of the guys with us offers to buy her a VIP dance. She gets all excited and picks the EXACT same chick I would have picked, brunette, petite, with a smoking hot tight little body. As Becky stands up to hit the VIP room she says, ?I?m not sure. I?m frightened.? So she grabs me and says, ?You gotta go with me.? So I?m on a leather couch in the VIP room, with Becky at my side. I tell the dancer that the dance is more for Becky and I?m there for moral support. So the stripper starts grinding on Becky. She ends up pulling off Becky?s top and sucking on?Becky?s pants end up unbuttoned and the stripper has her hands in there. They are kissing and rubbing all over each other. Becky is moaning and she reaches over and grabs my hand. I?m about to pass out. The two song?s marking the length of a VIP dance were over and as we got up to walk out the stripper says something like, ?You guys are a really hot couple, I love dancing for married couples.? To which I replied, ?Married? sh*t, this is just some chick I work with.?</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Nov 27 2006, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Ah, how I miss the dramas of the 4th grade...OK here's a joke because this thread sucks so far:The arizona cardinals called the police because they saw some white powder on the field. Fearing it was anthrax, the FBI were brought in. Upon further inspection, it turned out to be the goal line. Since the Cardinals have never seen this before, and won't in the future, it was deemed as no thread and forgotten.</div>I'm in grade 9, so that doesn't relate to anything :happy0144:
Well, at our school, a kid wrote sh*t on the bathroom walls about bringing a columbine to Boerne (my highschool) and for a week, we were under really strict security with drug dogs. We also couldnt wear back packs either. And during the same week a completley different story happenned. A kid made a hit list and was making up aims telling people how dangerous he was and that he was gonna kill them and sh*t like that. Well know he is in juvenile hall....so hah.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>About 2 weeks ago 2 people in my class drank vodka after gym class with each other. When they got back to school, one of them was drunk and he was falling out of his seat and stuff during class. He asked our German French teacher if he could leave to go to the bathroom because he felt sick..Our teacher gave him sh*t about it like always, and then let him go. Anyway, apparently he threw up 4 times in the bathroom sink, and another student who was in the washroom told our principle about it. The principle told him to go call his parents to pick him up, but apparently his parents were away from home until 5:00 PM. So the principle decided to take him to the hospital to see what was wrong.In the hospital, I guess the doctors did some tests or something, and they found out that he was sick because he was intoxicated. The principle was obviously really mad, and called his parents about this. I dont really know what happened from here on, but he got suspended for about 4 days for this.So when he gets back, our French teacher being the prick that he is kept on bothering the kid about it. ex..when he brought his backpack into class one day he asked if he had any hard stuff in there lol. The kid just said nothing and shook his head going back to his seat. Another time he dropped his pen once during class and the teacher asked him he did that because he was drunk.Well anyway, today during french class the dude was talking to another guy during class, and the French teacher shouted randomly like he always does and then went on to say that his behaviour was disgusting. Well, the dude in my class is not that smart. He interpreted it as calling him disgusting, so he finally had enough I guess. He called the teacher disgusting, and said that he smells like sh*t all the time. He got ent out of the room, and the teacher wrote a letter to the principle about what happened. Well, he got suspended AGAIN, and the teacher has said that he refuses to teach him now. Alot of drama going on in my grade right now. There's some other sh*t going on in Math class too.</div>Not really that exciting, we actually have a smokers corner at our school, tickets get sent out everday.My story:Its abit short; But did you know that (believe this or not) that my friends basketball coach here in Scarbrough Ontario actually cut Steve Nash from his Rep basketball team when he was about in high school?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Nov 28 2006, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Boerne? Wasn't that in the national media? That name is familiar...</div>ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! Boerne in the national media that is just crazy. I hope you arent making this up.
