Odd and Unusual Rants and Questions

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  1. Elton

    Elton Well-Known Member

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    You know why Canadians always do it doggystyle?

    So they can both watch the hockey game!
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Hahahahahaha!

    Rep'd.
     
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    Elton Well-Known Member

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    Amazing what you can do with a phone these days. My dog has serious hops...

    [video]http://youtu.be/RmFC0_6ghaM[/video]
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    That's cool!
     
  5. Elton

    Elton Well-Known Member

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    You should see the deleted outtakes with him and his rubber chicken. It gets a little inappropriate.
     
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    Elton Well-Known Member

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    If somebody can get me seats next to Paul Allen I can get some killer slow mo highlights with my phone. And maybe a selfie with our beloved owner.
     
  7. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    How the hell do you sqeak a tennis ball?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I'm guessing it comes from watching a lot of Billie Jean King porn.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Hobbesarable Cartoon Character

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    So, Maus had sex with a hottie 72 times for free if he has to give back the $2,500. :devilwink:
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!!!!
     
  12. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Lmao!!! Well that's one way to find out your wife cheated on you
     
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    Don't any of you nerds have dogs? Kong balls are the squeaky tennis balls of dogs with discriminating tastes!
     
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    Elton Well-Known Member

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    Ahh yes, the Legend of Billie Jean. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one! A hee hee!
     
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    the girl is smoking hot, the wife admits to infidelity.... this article had all the makings of a straight to dvd release.
     
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    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    Lifetime presents "the man is still horrible"
     
  17. Elton

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    SlyPokerDog--My dog teaches this class every Tues.
    [video]http://youtu.be/HK-Mrws9it0[/video]
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Ftfy
     
  19. Elton

    Elton Well-Known Member

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    What am I doing wrong on that? I just get the link on my phone from the YT app and paste it. Guess it's not the specific formatting for embedding.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I don't know if there is an easier way to do it. But what I do is copy the last part of the link after the / (HK-Mrws9it0) and then add "=YouTube;HK-Mrws9it0" to the first part of the [video] link. So it looks like "[*video=YouTube;HK-Mrws9it0*]http://youtu.be/HK-Mrws9it0[*/video*]" without the *
     

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