Dame Probable Sunday

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  1. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    They say that basketball is a game of runs
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Blake is worried that, if he starts, Dame will end up coming off the bench for the rest of the season.
     
  3. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Man, and I thought Wes was streaky!
     
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    Good job it's the wolves.
     
  5. BigGameDamian

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    I'd rather to see Crabbe over CJ anyway.
     
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  6. Strenuus

    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    So, serious question.

    Would Damians' poo get us at least a 2nd rounder?
     
  7. kjironman1

    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    That DEPENDS on the consistency.
     
  8. BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94

    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    Whomever got his poo would be adding a great number 2 option to their team
     
  9. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Dame's ball sweat can make the all star game
     
  10. Further

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    Apparently Dame changing his number from zero to deuce.



    But really the only shit puns that should be made shouldn't involve Dame but the entire Timberwolves team.
     
  11. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    I think he called Mo Cheeks for advice
     
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    so, would one dame deuce be worth two mike conley deuces?
     
  13. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Gastroenteritis?! Is that like a farting problem? The shits?
     
  15. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    you guys gotta be shitting me with this thread. Pull your heads out of the sludgy sewers. I swear, you turdburglars have never heard of a guy with explosive diarrhea before. Makes me want to vomit into a gas-station restroom and lick up the splashback. Come on.

    [video=youtube;1dy7Uw3KSQU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dy7Uw3KSQU[/video]
     
  16. riverman

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    4 chocolate bar Friday
     
  17. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    He's going to be dropping more than dope lyrics.
     
  18. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    That's exactly what it is. Diarrhea.
     

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