Odd and Unusual Rants and Questions

Thanks! I promise to never again post a stupid dog video.

 

I think they are awesome. I'm glad you actually gave him the chicken this time!

 

I have a terribly inappropriate clip of him with his fuzzy purple wiener dog toy. I call it "Purple Rain."

 

I hate you all

 

Hate is the sincerest form of flattery.

 

In other news, have you noticed the prices for tomatoes going through the roof at the grocery store? :MARIS61:

 

No, I meant tomatoes.

They've doubled in price over the last 3 to 4 weeks.

 

They like 'em old and incestuous, eh?

 

I don't really like tomatoes on my burger, and I was at a restaurant and they were like "if you want tomatoes, you have to ask for them, they are really expensive right now", so I asked for them and then just left them on my plate

None of that actually happened

 

"aunt" is what syrians call their father's other wives. They possibly breast fed from many in the harem, developing a multi faceted edepus complex, and probably find searching for mother fucking porn too distasteful religiously.

Thereby i am hereby concluding, in part because poor syrians don't have the internet to search for porn on, that they are much more difficult to defeat in a ground war than previously thought.

 

Don't make promises you can't keep.

 

Might be the weirdest damn thing I've ever seen. And I've seen you in person.

 

There was a time when I decided to get up off my couch.

 

Pizza is a helluva drug.

 

You don't even know man!

 

Oh I know. I have a guy down the street that can get me my fix in 30 minutes or less. And he's so confident about that, that if he's later than that, it's free! I love him.