Your thread for religious enlightenment of all sorts from all religions

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  1. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    Please bring your favorite religious video message showing how enlightened we all are.

    I'll start it off with this old chestnut.

    [video=youtube;Y-Tw7WhH_aQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Tw7WhH_aQ[/video]
     
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  2. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    [video=youtube;5dPbvxrv3bY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dPbvxrv3bY[/video]
     
  3. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    [video=youtube;3vDWWy4CMhE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDWWy4CMhE[/video]

    This guy was a reverend.
     
  4. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    [video=youtube;AWJcd3F-HPY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWJcd3F-HPY[/video]
     
  5. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Haha a beating etiquette. Those subtitles have to be fake...right?
     
  6. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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  7. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    isn't this the wacko that wants to kill all the gays to cure aids?
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    Holy shit, I hope this is fake lol
     
  10. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Lmao! gotta say buddy, you found some gems!
     
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    Haakzilla Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;8r-e2NDSTuE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-e2NDSTuE[/video]
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    “The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.”


    ― Bill Hicks
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    [video=youtube;x-Ri2lOX3KY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Ri2lOX3KY&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Oldie but a Goldie

    [video=youtube;iQkaPkRE-jo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQkaPkRE-jo[/video]
     
  17. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    The only one that makes sense.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Looking for answers to the mysteries of life among the video clips of YouTube is pretty much a waste of time, but this is kind of funny:

    [video=youtube;0ghIU_tlX0k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ghIU_tlX0k[/video]
     
  19. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    He was pretty damn cool! Funny as hell!
     

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