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  1. Hobbesarable

    Hobbesarable Cartoon Character

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    A nice ballad of Queen.
     
  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
     
  3. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    But then all the dick jokes would disappear
     
  4. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Because I'm easy come, easy go
     
  5. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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  6. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    A little high, little low
     
  7. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me...
     
  8. Voodoo

    Voodoo An American hero

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    Yeah the HCP wife jokes too probably. Man this trade is sounding better and better by the minute!
     
  9. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Cue "Bohemian Rhapsody".
     
  10. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Shit I'm screwing around trying to post on my phone and I end up behind the curve.
     
  11. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    What does your phone have to do with it?
     
  12. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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  13. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Mama, just killed a man
    Put a gun against his head
    Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
    Mama, life had just begun
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away
    Mama, ooo
    Didn't mean to make you cry
    If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
     
  14. Hobbesarable

    Hobbesarable Cartoon Character

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    Another nice Queen song.
     
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  15. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Too late, my time has come
    Sends shivers down my spine
    Body's aching all the time
    Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
    Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
    I don't want to die
    I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
     
  16. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
    and just like Humpty Dumpty
    you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
    I like to rhyme,
    I like my beats funky,
    I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
    I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
    but sometimes I get ridiculous
    I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.

    Fin.
     
  17. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Going, going, gone
    Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
    Don't you see how late they're reacting
    They only come and they come when they wanna
    So get the morgue truck and embalm the goner
    They don't care cause they stay paid anyway
    They treat you like an ace they can't be betrayed
    A no-use number with no-use people
    If your life is on the line then you're dead today
    Latecomers with the late coming stretcher
    That's a body bag in disguise y'all, I'll betcha
    I call 'em body snatchers cause they come to fetch ya
    With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
    They are the kings cause they swing amputation
    Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
    I can prove it to you watch the rotation
    It all adds up to a fucked up situation
     
  18. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    So get up get, get get down
    911 is a joke in yo town
    Get up, get, get, get down
    Late 911 wears the late crown
     
  19. Sinobas

    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
    I'm begging of you please don't take my man
    Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
    Please don't take him just because you can
    Your beauty is beyond compare
    With flaming locks of auburn hair
    With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

    Your smile is like a breath of spring
    Your voice is soft like summer rain
    And I cannot compete with you, Jolene

    He talks about you in his sleep
    There's nothing I can do to keep
    From crying when he calls your name, Jolene

    And I can easily understand
    How you could easily take my man
    But you don't know what he means to me, Jolene

    Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
    I'm begging of you please don't take my man
    Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
    Please don't take him just because you can

    You could have your choice of men
    But I could never love again
    He's the only one for me, Jolene

    I had to have this talk with you
    My happiness depends on you
    And whatever you decide to do, Jolene

    Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
    I'm begging of you please don't take my man
    Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
    Please don't take him even though you can
    Jolene, Jolene
     
  20. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    [video=youtube;doz1QJ7LwjA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doz1QJ7LwjA[/video]
     

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