OT: ClutchFan gives us another one

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  1. Daweez04

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    Here is another gem from our friends over at clutchfan RE: Flopping

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=261288

    One of my favorites

     
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    Harden is the biggest flopper the NBA has ever seen. Yes, bigger than Vlade Divac.

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    So we did not win game four against the Spurs?
     
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    Wait, I am a writer? When did this happen?
     
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    Houston math ... o_O
     
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    Meanwhile they were at the lake fishing.
     
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    lol?
     
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    Uh, about the time you said "I'm interested in writing something, sure..." November 1st-ish?
     
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    I'm guessing 1st grade maybe?
     
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    Kilgore Trout?
     
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    My ranking of things that are great:

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    4. Clutchfans reactions after a loss
     
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    Meanwhile they got destroyed by the Pelicans last night
     
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    those guys are fuckin delusional ie "i dont really see Harden as a flopper, but he does initiates contact well"

    get the fuck outta here lol...
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Props for using the Ancient Aliens guy.
     
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    Half of Clutch-fans seems to be that delusional fan who after their team loses is just constantly cursing at the refs and how its a conspiracy against the rockets because the league doesn't want them to succeed. Its more fun to read after a big blowout loss then even the Lakersground.net threads during the Kobe/Nash/Dwight/Pau era.
     
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    I get the impression these Rocket fans are an average age of about 12
     
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