http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_JamesLMAO. check out the story I wrote at the endat my other forum, we starting saying random jokes and den some other guy wrote something about him creating time on wiki. so I added a whole story about it. hella funy
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (P0W3RBALLIN @ Dec 3 2006, 12:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_JamesLMAO. check out the story I wrote at the endat my other forum, we starting saying random jokes and den some other guy wrote something about him creating time on wiki. so I added a whole story about it. hella funy </div>Your Ip gets banned from editing stuff after you make stupid articles like that.....
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RaptorFan#1 @ Dec 2 2006, 09:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Your Ip gets banned from editing stuff after you make stupid articles like that..... </div>lol, I no. dont really care tho.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Late in 2006 Mike James created a time machine to travel back to the year 0 so he could invent time, he did this so he could log 5000 minutes in a single game; something that hadn't been done yet with the absence of time.GregOden#1, I am watching you! Mike James did not invent time.Mike James invented a new system of counting time. Along the way, he murdered all the generations of the NBA greats so he could be the best. He came back to the present time with his time machine and was somehow on the Chicago Bulls. MJ is recognized as the greatest player of all time. Shawn Bradley and Latrell Sprewell and MJ created an unstoppable trio in the league, winning the NBA Championship 4 times in a row. With MJ's help, Shawn Bradley is now the self-proclaimed MDE, or Most Dominant Ever. Sprewell is recognized as MJ's sidekick, choking his way to the ring one player at a time.His main rivals in the NBA were Luke Ridnour and Rasheed Wallace of the Utah Jazz. Sprewell and Wallace had altercations every time they faced each other, so they were banned to play against each other for every game, which led to the Bulls dominating the Jazz year in and year out.James wanted a break from NBA basketball for a year, so he "retired." He left and went to try out for the AND1 team. Hotsauce humiliated him too much, so MJ went to his time machine and murdered his generation. He came back and dominated the league, making a catch phrase along the way. "AND ONE!"He felt it was time to come back to the NBA again, so he returned. In the first game of the season, it was the Bulls vs the 76ers. MJ and Barbosa went head to head. During one play, MJ drove and made the shot, and Juwan Howard was called for a foul. MJ yelled his catch phrase in Juwan Howard's face. Howard got angry and shoved the ball in MJ's face. Howard was thrown out of the game and the Bulls beat the 76ers. He went on to win the MVP for years to come.</div>Wow.
