Zombie "The Portland Trail Blazers punched the Lord Jesus Christ in the face,"

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  1. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    It's like me saying I'm a Blazer fan, but wearing a K*be jersey, chanting "M-V-P" with him at the line and trolling RC2 afterwards by saying I hope they never win a championship. And then Simmons tweeting out that Portland is the most bandwaggoning fanbase professional sports because he found video of a fan shifting over to liking K*be in the middle of a game.

    "Hi, I spew hate speech, I blasphemously attribute my interpretation of God's wrath on people, I don't pretend to follow any teachings of Jesus and I try to do it openly so I can sue people if/when they retaliate. But I'm totally a Christian, really."

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    Can someone just simply stage a gay rights parade next to their picket line? Show them real democracy at work!
     
    riverman, Jan 6, 2015
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  3. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    This is all good fun, but really irrelevancy is probably the best rebuke.

    You know, turn the other cheek?

    :)
     
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  4. BrianFromWA

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    I'm supposed to turn the cheek...you atheists and heathens can do whatever you want. ;)
     
    BrianFromWA, Jan 6, 2015
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    Blaze should marry Timber Joey.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Jan 6, 2015
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I bet nobody cares that they are even there. Thats probably the best course of action as well.
     
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  7. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Which is pretty much the best part of being a heathen. When I turn the other cheek it's because I want to, not because I have to. :D
     
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    When you turn the other cheek it's so your dominatrix can spank the other side.
     
    e_blazer, Jan 6, 2015
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  9. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    We'll turn the other cheeks then.
     
    BBert, Jan 6, 2015
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  10. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Sounds like a win-win situation to me!
     
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  11. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I gotta say, this is the best thread title, evuh!
     
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    Sly is in good form here, picking up the slack and keeping Portland weird. Laughter, gotta love it!
     
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    Ain't nobody gonna call the Blazers soft again! Punching Jesus and elbowing Price, Blazers are baaaad aaaaaaasss!
     
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  14. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Yeah, but mad props to Jesus. He had position and didn't flop.

    BNM
     
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    LameR Ha Seung-Jin Approved!

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    Seriously, this. As a Christian, it's always disappointing when these guys pop up in the news again. It's like they've never read the Bible. If I wasn't going to be in Eugene, I would love to actually go down and talk with them. Doubt they'd take the time to listen and would want to interrupt a bunch, but I'd love to ask them a few questions.
     
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    The Blazer are the team I want to see play damn good Basketball. I do not ask of the organization or the owner to provide any moral guidance.
     
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  17. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Then ignore the moral guidance and enjoy the damn good basketball. It's not like they are forcing you to agree with their beliefs before they will sell you tickets or let you watch the games on TV.

    BNM
     
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    So an abstract entity punches a fictional entity in the face. Not bad.
     
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  19. MarAzul

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    Nice of you to agree.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    This is most likely extremely accurate.
     
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