Cheesy Jokes

Post the cheesiest jokes uve ever heard here e.g.(Devlin you know this one lmao)4 guys are in a bar playin pool (pool arm movement) and one walks up to the barman and says "can I have 4 pints please mate"and the barman says "sorry mate we have none left"LLF haha :HAHAHA: so cheesy and crap

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (niall2doc @ Dec 4 2006, 06:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Post the cheesiest jokes uve ever heard here e.g.(Devlin you know this one lmao)4 guys are in a bar playin pool (pool arm movement) and one walks up to the barman and says "can I have 4 pints please mate"and the barman says "sorry mate we have none left"LLF haha :HAHAHA: so cheesy and crap</div>HHAHAHA Good times I have a jooke about a kid in a wheelchair, I'll tell if its ok ?

 

Guy 1 - Jesus Christ!!! It smells like updawg...Guy 2 - What's updawg?Guy 1 - I don't know. Not much, how about you?:HAHAHA:From the Office.

 

ahhhh cheesy jokes are the best Yeah devlin tell at wheelchair 1I got another 1:guy walks into blockbuster and says "can I have batman forever please"guy workin there says "no you can only have it for two nights"lmao

 

a guy walked into a bar. it hurt.

 

a horse is in a bar and the barman says why the long face

 

What did 50 Cents mom say when 50 sewn her a new sweater? "G- u nit?"

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (niall2doc @ Dec 4 2006, 02:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ahhhh cheesy jokes are the best Yeah devlin tell at wheelchair 1I got another 1:guy walks into blockbuster and says "can I have batman forever please"guy workin there says "no you can only have it for two nights"lmao </div>That one made me crack up...Anyways guys, did you hear the one about the lollipop?Ah.. nevermind, it SUCKS!1!! :no1:

 

What do you call cheese that's not yours?NACHO CHEESE!!! :laughin1:

 

want to hear an amazing, incredibly hilarious joke?you're a joke!so lame

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (7Goat @ Dec 4 2006, 02:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Guy 1 - Jesus Christ!!! It smells like updawg...Guy 2 - What's updawg?Guy 1 - I don't know. Not much, how about you?:HAHAHA:From the Office.</div>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stonesalltheway @ Dec 4 2006, 08:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What do you call cheese that's not yours?NACHO CHEESE!!! :laughin1:</div>that made me laugh so much !!!!guy 1: what do u call something thats pink and fluffy?guy 2: dunnoguy 1: pink fluff - what you call something that is blue and fluffy?guy 2: blue fluffguy 1: no pink fluff in disguise did you ever hear the one about the wall?doesn't matter you couldnt get over it :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:

 

Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break.

 

What is an even more important invention than the first telephone?The Second Telephone

 

NOT MY JOKE; IF YOU'RE OFFENDED <strike>F*ck YOU</strike> TELL SOMEBODY ELSE:What's the only thing better than a dead jew?A dead mormon

 

Have you heard the one about the sidewalk?because it's all over town!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Dec 4 2006, 03:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What did 50 Cents mom say when 50 sewn her a new sweater? "G- u nit?"</div>I had to read that at least 10 times to get it, now its funy :HAHAHA:

 

what do you call a fat ginger kid?a basketball.

 

haha what's black, white and red all over? A penguin holding its breath BWAAHAHAHAHHA!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Dec 4 2006, 08:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>NOT MY JOKE; IF YOU'RE OFFENDED <strike>F*ck YOU</strike> TELL SOMEBODY ELSE:What's the only thing better than a dead jew?A dead mormon</div>bahahahahaha. you nazi.