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    Post the cheesiest jokes uve ever heard here e.g.(Devlin you know this one lmao)4 guys are in a bar playin pool (pool arm movement) and one walks up to the barman and says "can I have 4 pints please mate"and the barman says "sorry mate we have none left"LLF haha :HAHAHA: so cheesy and crap
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (niall2doc @ Dec 4 2006, 06:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Post the cheesiest jokes uve ever heard here e.g.(Devlin you know this one lmao)4 guys are in a bar playin pool (pool arm movement) and one walks up to the barman and says "can I have 4 pints please mate"and the barman says "sorry mate we have none left"LLF haha :HAHAHA: so cheesy and crap</div>HHAHAHA Good times [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] I have a jooke about a kid in a wheelchair, I'll tell if its ok ?
     
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    Guy 1 - Jesus Christ!!! It smells like updawg...Guy 2 - What's updawg?Guy 1 - I don't know. Not much, how about you?:HAHAHA:From the Office.
     
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    ahhhh cheesy jokes are the best Yeah devlin tell at wheelchair 1I got another 1:guy walks into blockbuster and says "can I have batman forever please"guy workin there says "no you can only have it for two nights"lmao [​IMG]
     
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    a guy walked into a bar. it hurt.
     
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    a horse is in a bar and the barman says why the long face
     
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    What did 50 Cents mom say when 50 sewn her a new sweater? "G- u nit?"
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (niall2doc @ Dec 4 2006, 02:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ahhhh cheesy jokes are the best Yeah devlin tell at wheelchair 1I got another 1:guy walks into blockbuster and says "can I have batman forever please"guy workin there says "no you can only have it for two nights"lmao [​IMG]</div>That one made me crack up...Anyways guys, did you hear the one about the lollipop?Ah.. nevermind, it SUCKS!1!! :no1:
     
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    What do you call cheese that's not yours?NACHO CHEESE!!! :laughin1:
     
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    want to hear an amazing, incredibly hilarious joke?you're a joke!so lame
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (7Goat @ Dec 4 2006, 02:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Guy 1 - Jesus Christ!!! It smells like updawg...Guy 2 - What's updawg?Guy 1 - I don't know. Not much, how about you?:HAHAHA:From the Office.</div> [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stonesalltheway @ Dec 4 2006, 08:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What do you call cheese that's not yours?NACHO CHEESE!!! :laughin1:</div>that made me laugh so much !!!!guy 1: what do u call something thats pink and fluffy?guy 2: dunnoguy 1: pink fluff - what you call something that is blue and fluffy?guy 2: blue fluffguy 1: no pink fluff in disguise [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] did you ever hear the one about the wall?doesn't matter you couldnt get over it :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
     
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    Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break.
     
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    NOT MY JOKE; IF YOU'RE OFFENDED <strike>F*ck YOU</strike> TELL SOMEBODY ELSE:What's the only thing better than a dead jew?A dead mormon
     
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    Have you heard the one about the sidewalk?because it's all over town!
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Dec 4 2006, 03:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What did 50 Cents mom say when 50 sewn her a new sweater? "G- u nit?"</div>I had to read that at least 10 times to get it, now its funy :HAHAHA:
     
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    what do you call a fat ginger kid?a basketball.
     
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    haha :lol:what's black, white and red all over? A penguin holding its breath BWAAHAHAHAHHA!
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Dec 4 2006, 08:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>NOT MY JOKE; IF YOU'RE OFFENDED <strike>F*ck YOU</strike> TELL SOMEBODY ELSE:What's the only thing better than a dead jew?A dead mormon</div>bahahahahaha. you nazi.
     
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