And the worst big man in the NBA is...

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    I'd be happy with a top 3 NBA big man but we don't, we just have soft LMA.
     
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    When I saw the picture load, I was like "uhh... really? Cousins?" lol.
     
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    Does this mean Hashim Thabeet is out of the league?
     
  5. BrianFromWA

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    I know, right? It's as if we have the 3rd best big in the league in the post, but Stotts stupidly makes him shoot jumpers he's 79th best at.
     
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    He's on the Grand Rapids Drive of the D-League. One step above the Eastern Conference.
     
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    Wow Marc Gasol's numbers aren't too impressive.
     
  8. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    The TOVs are surprisingly high for such a good passing big man. I expect that from DeMarcus Cousins and Greg Monroe, but not Marc Gasol.

    BNM
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    No, apparently it means he's in Houston wearing a Dwight Howard disguise.

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    It's weird how LA has more post possessions per game than Cousins, and is 3rd in that list for post possessions per game... I must be reading this data wrong.
     
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    No, you're reading it correctly. It's saying that Cousins has 8 possessions in the post per game, and LMA 8.5. What it doesn't say is that Cousins has 337 of his 487 shots in the paint (69.1%), while LMA has 268 of his 753 (35.6%) in the paint. So yes, LMA has more "post possessions per game", but Cousins has way more shots per game in the paint and a better result when he does do so.

    That's not to say LMA sucks at it at all (he's #3, only a couple of percentage points behind), it's to show that LMA, for whatever reason, #3 in the league in post offensive efficiency and 79th in mid-range, but shoots much more outside. Or in other terms, where Cousins has 150 shots outside the paint to go with his 8 post possessions, LMA has about 500 shots outside the paint.
     
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    All this says is that he is the worst of the best.
     
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    Why the hell does Boogie get half the shots LMA does if he's so fucking awesome?
     
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    He gets 17 shots per game, which for most teams is the team leader. And he's been out for 14 games, so pure counting stats are down. But LMA and K*be are the only players averaging 20, unless you round up, in which case you get Westbrook and Melo. If you're a fan of counting stats (I'm not, particularly) you could say that Cousins has a double-double in 23 of his 28 games played, while LMA has 20 in his 37.

    Part of what makes him "so fucking awesome" is that in his 17 shots per game he takes 70% of them in a place where he's the best in the league at what he does. Which makes him have a higher ppg, a higher ppm, a higher pps, a higher rebounding rate, more blocks/g, more steals/g, more assists/g than the "top 3 big man in the NBA". In fact, people rightly bring up that LMA is one of 3 players in the NBA in Top 10 in rebounding and points per game. But Cousins is the only one in the Top 5 in both.

    I don't get the hostility towards Cousins. You can still like LMA while acknowledging that Cousins is good.
     
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    And vice versa. I'm hostile towards that jack wagon who uses Cousins to say LMA sucks. I've ignored him so I forget his username, but he sucks.
     
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    LOL, fair enough.
     
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    you'd think Cousins would've been the one who got hurt, tho.
     
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    So let me get this straight. Aldridge posts up more, turns the ball over less and actually scores more than Cousins?

    Who said we would be a better team with Cousins instead of Aldridge?
     

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