OT Inflate gate

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  1. riverman

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    You could always just untie shoelaces at the freethrow line
     
  2. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Didn't someone put Barkley's head on a bikini-clad model poster, and unfurl it right under the hoop while CB was shooting free throws?
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Take the opponents point guard out to the bar to get really drunk the night before...
     
  4. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    That wouldn't work on us. Ours already drinks like a fish.
     
  5. riverman

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    Just have two rabid fans nab the teams best player and....wait, that's that Dan Akroyd movie about the Celtics
     

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