I have two that are pretty recent. A few weeks ago my mom came home from work early and found me and my girlfriend showering together. Luckily I didn't get grounded but I got a long speech about being too young. I was pretty embarrassed.One time, My friend was joking around and panced me at basketball practice. My boxers came down along with my shorts, I don't think our cheerleaders enjoyed the back view :no1:
When I had to retire out one of my tournaments.It was a wicked close and good match, my 2nd of the day because I was in the backdraw. My first match I upset this nasty kid I probably played my best ever, and it was like a 2 and a half hour match. I had a half hour rest in between, and went out for my next one. Played my ass off in the first set and won it, lost the 2nd. At that point I had been playing this match for 2 hours, still with a set to go, so I had logged 4 and a half hours on court already. About half way through the third set I started cramping in my calfs, and I couldn't use my legs. I had to retire from the match because of it and I felt like an idiot. I tried so hard to gut it out but it was almost impossible to run, and I'd have to go for winners on the first shot because I wouldn't be able to move in rallys. Yeah it blew, I felt like a little bi*ch for 1) cramping up, and 2) retiring.
The most recent. Early last week typical college lecture. Feel asleep. I woke when someone started laughing, I noticed the worst smell in my life. This black guy was like "Use busted ass in yo sleep". Yeah, pretty embarrassing
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Dec 5 2006, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I have two that are pretty recent. A few weeks ago my mom came home from work early and found me and my girlfriend showering together. Luckily I didn't get grounded but I got a pretty long speech about being too young. I was pretty embarrassed.One time, My friend was joking around and panced me at basketball practice. My boxers came down along with my shorts, I don't think our cheerleaders enjoyed the back view :no1:</div>LOl, if my mom saw me and a girl in the shower she would castrate me (take off my balls). She would aslo take a shotgun and shove it up the girls pus*y and then fire. After that she would probably make me eat sh*t.My most embarrising momen was in 8th grade when I was talking to thsi really hot girl, and my friend came from behind and brought down my pants. Gladly my boxers didnt coem down with them. Sadly all teh popular girls were there so I was really embarrresed. Fortunally they were all real cool and laugjhed it off
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>LOl, if my mom saw me and a girl in the shower she would castrate me (take off my balls). She would aslo take a shotgun and shove it up the girls pus*y and then fire. After that she would probably make me eat sh*t.</div>Ouch, That's a pretty vulgar way to put it :wtf1:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>2 months ago when my mom caught me masturbating.. :no1:</div> that blowsThat's also why I refuse to beat off. I can't imagine what it would be like getting walked in on.
I had my shorts pulled up by the time she walked in fortunately, but she knew what I was doing, and she just looked at me. One of the very few moments in my life when I just didnt know what to do. I felt like I could never face her again, I was so embarassed.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 08:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I had my shorts pulled up by the time she walked in fortunately, but she knew what I was doing, and she just looked at me. One of the very few moments in my life when I just didnt know what to do. I felt like I could never face her again, I was so embarassed.</div>that's every teenagers nightmare. Sucks big time.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 08:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>2 months ago when my mom caught me masturbating.. :no1:</div>I also got caught, but when I was in 6th grade, and by my older sister.It was so weird...she even asked me "Did you cum?". Why the hell would she ask that?!<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC™ @ Dec 5 2006, 08:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>me and my girlfriend showering together.</div>Also, I hate you
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ElMaster @ Dec 5 2006, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I also got caught, but when I was in 6th grade, and by my older sister.It was so weird...she even asked me "Did you cum?". Why the hell would she ask that?!</div>AHHH :shok: :shok: I would die on the spot.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ElMaster @ Dec 5 2006, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I also got caught, but when I was in 6th grade, and by my older sister.It was so weird...she even asked me "Did you cum?". Why the hell would she ask that?!</div>Why, because u were probablt 11 and most peopel dont masterbarte till about teh 7th or 8th grade
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>2 months ago when my mom caught me masturbating.. :no1:</div> :HAHAHA: Just when you think your out of it, you just bring us all back in. But man that had to suck. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I also got caught, but when I was in 6th grade, and by my older sister.It was so weird...she even asked me "Did you cum?". Why the hell would she ask that?!</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>2 months ago when my mom caught me masturbating.. :no1:</div> :HAHAHA:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 09:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I had my shorts pulled up by the time she walked in fortunately, but she knew what I was doing, and she just looked at me. One of the very few moments in my life when I just didnt know what to do. I felt like I could never face her again, I was so embarassed.</div> You have to have the door locked when you do that CB4...thats rule #1 when the parents are home.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 10:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The lock on my room door doesn't work. The door just pushes open when it's locked.</div> That sucks...I have a big room but a noisy bed...so I have to wait until late at night. My lock works thank god.
^man then build a barricade or something, if my mom caught me doing that she would castrate(take my balls out) me
