THis is hilarious.If I lock my door my mom knows I'm up to something because I never really lock the door when im doing regular stuff.Thank god I never got caught skeeting.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 09:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I enjoy doing it in the shower. You should try it!</div>Man in teh hot tube, when a girl is doing it to you, now thats fun :rock:
You guys are disgusting. Cb4, if you wanna lock your door, put a weight or something over your door nob, that should do the trick.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 10:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I enjoy doing it in the shower. You should try it!</div> Never works for me...I've tried...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>2 months ago when my mom caught me masturbating.. :no1:</div><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif">Wow.. That's oddly specific... :no1:Anyway, this isn't my most embarrassing moment, but it still was embarrassing:I told my friend that I couldn't go to her house to finish a project we were supposed to be working on together because I felt sick. However, my real reason was that I wanted to go to a party. When I went to the party, I met up with my ex, who was waiting outside a restroom. She told me that the person inside was taking too long, so I waited with her, so when she was done, we could go outside and chill. The person in the restroom stepped out and low and behold: It was my female friend. Turns out the host of the party was her cousin and she decided to go to the party because she couldn't finish the assignment alone.</span>
Wow we can stop talking about masturbating problems, places and techniques... I'm not feeling that one.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Dec 5 2006, 11:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Never works for me...I've tried...</div>Aw.....someone's not man enough :HAHAHA:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Dec 5 2006, 09:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>That sucks...I have a big room but a noisy bed...so I have to wait until late at night. My lock works thank god. </div><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif">Wow... This is my new quote for my sig... :no3:</span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Dec 5 2006, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I have two that are pretty recent. A few weeks ago my mom came home from work early and found me and my girlfriend showering together. Luckily I didn't get grounded but I got a pretty long speech about being too young. I was pretty embarrassed.One time, My friend was joking around and panced me at basketball practice. My boxers came down along with my shorts, I don't think our cheerleaders enjoyed the back view :no1:</div>That sounds intresting.This happened when in like Sept. I was walking over to my friend then my friend just pantsed me out of no where. Everyone was starring because they saw my boxers. Yeah got him back by pantsing him while eh was asking a girl out lol.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pinoy Balla @ Dec 5 2006, 11:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>That sounds intresting.This happened when in like Sept. I was walking over to my friend then my friend just pantsed me out of no where. Everyone was starring because they saw my boxers. Yeah got him back by pantsing him while eh was asking a girl out lol.</div>What? Arent you in grade 5?
<span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif">:HAHAHA: Just this past minute, my mom was vaccuuming my room and she opened one of my drawers (being nosy, I guess) and found a picture of me and two girls. 'What's on the picture?' you ask:The picture had the one girl bending over in front of the other and I was behind the other, holding her waste.It looked like we were having a threesome with our clothes on... My mom called me over and began cussing at me. She then ripped the pic up... Dammit.. I liked that pic, too.</span>
Well to be honest I jack off in the shower too, probably my preferred place, since I don't have a lock on my door.But yeah, we'll get off the subject of jacking off now. Make your own topic if you want to talk about it more lol
Actually, today I jerked off with the door wide open and people in the next room. I took me two hours, I had to be very careful. lol.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Fabolous @ Dec 5 2006, 11:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Actually, today I jerked off with the door wide open and people in the next room. I took me two hours, I had to be very careful. lol.</div> :HAHAHA: guys this makes me wanna stop beating, tell you the truth, im gonna stop now :rock:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 11:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Aw.....someone's not man enough :HAHAHA:</div>Dude, I wouldnt be making fun of somebody because they cant masterbate in the shower. I think that we should be the ones making fun of you because your mom saw you jerking it...hah jk man.But I really dont have one to be honest. My mom has never caught me masterbating.....haha
holy crap guys.. learn to jack off when no ones home <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Dec 5 2006, 09:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Never works for me...I've tried...</div>same here....its too wet.. not exactly moisture<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Dec 5 2006, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif">:HAHAHA: Just this past minute, my mom was vaccuuming my room and she opened one of my drawers (being nosy, I guess) and found a picture of me and two girls. 'What's on the picture?' you ask:The picture had the one girl bending over in front of the other and I was behind the other, holding her waste.It looked like we were having a threesome with our clothes on... My mom called me over and began cussing at me. She then ripped the pic up... Dammit.. I liked that pic, too.</span></div>sucks!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (KCX @ Dec 5 2006, 09:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>holy crap guys.. learn to jack off when no ones home </div>LOl my parents are rarely both gone though.My most embarrasing moment is probably the same as CB4. During the summer I had my door shut and my mom was watching a movie so I didn't think she would come up to my room so I shut the door ut didn't lock it. Well ym mom ended up walking in to tell me something about the movie and when she walked in I only got my pants halfway up and still had a pic of vida guerras ass on the computer when she walked in. It totally sucked because before that I think she had no idea I cared about that stuff( I was only 13 at the time).
