A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Dallas courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained.The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Oakland Raiders, whom the court firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
I've heard that joke many times about many different teams. It was funny the first time. Anyone hear the football joke about the white powder?
<span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">I've heard this joke before. Some girl told me it last year in Science class. I still remember it because I couldn't stop laughing when she said it.</span><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ASUFan22 @ Dec 7 2006, 08:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I've heard that joke many times about many different teams. It was funny the first time. Anyone hear the football joke about the white powder?</div><span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">No. What's the joke?</span>
haha when I read custody went to the raiders I was like "what the hell?". then came the punchline, pretty funny.
I resent that! My Lions have EARNED the role of being the worst team in the league. Don't try to take my #1 pick away from me!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nba dogmatist @ Dec 7 2006, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>haha when I read custody went to the raiders I was like "what the hell?". then came the punchline, pretty funny.</div>:HAHAHA:
Lol I was just getting ready to type another one of those "The world is crazy these days" post..lmao that's awesome/
hahahah raiders suck, but the lions are the worst team in the league, the raider atleast won a superbowl
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mobruler @ Dec 8 2006, 12:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I resent that! My Lions have EARNED the role of being the worst team in the league. Don't try to take my #1 pick away from me!</div>Ya, seriously. :beee: Funny, nonetheless.
