http://nick0226.blogspot.com/2010/01/i-am-not-eric-millegan.html?m=1 It was 5 years ago but still... Yikes!
"Penises are icky" I hardly think what he said constitutes as a legitimate death threat. Hope writing isn't that guys day job...
You should totally sneak into his house while he's sleeping and stand over him with a mason jar full of black widow spiders and wait until he wakes up and then as soon as he opens his eyes and sees you, scream "there can be only one!" and then break the jar on his face. Or cut his head off or whatever.
5 or 6 people have asked me if I was Eric Clapton, which my wife thinks is hilarious. None of them wanted to kill me though.