Holy shit! Someone has threatened to kill me!

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  1. KingSpeed

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  2. KingSpeed

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    This was supposed to be on the OT board. My bad.
     
  3. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    "Penises are icky"

    I hardly think what he said constitutes as a legitimate death threat. Hope writing isn't that guys day job...
     
  4. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I am not Eric Millegan either.
     
  5. KingSpeed

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    This is kind of legitimate, no?

     
  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Uh...fuck no.
     
  7. tlongII

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  8. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    He doesn't look anything like you. I think he just wants to bask in your reflected glory.

    barfo
     
  9. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Sounds like he wants to fuck you and doesn't realize it yet.
     
  10. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    You should totally sneak into his house while he's sleeping and stand over him with a mason jar full of black widow spiders and wait until he wakes up and then as soon as he opens his eyes and sees you, scream "there can be only one!" and then break the jar on his face. Or cut his head off or whatever.
     
  11. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    lol damn.
     
  12. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    5 or 6 people have asked me if I was Eric Clapton, which my wife thinks is hilarious.

    None of them wanted to kill me though.
     

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