Blazers sign Jesus Christ to 10 day contract

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  1. Jesus Christ Son of God

    Jesus Christ Son of God Well-Known Member

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    Bless you all for thinking of me.
     
    Jesus Christ Son of God, Apr 1, 2015
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  2. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I wondered when you would show up
     
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  3. Jesus Christ Son of God

    Jesus Christ Son of God Well-Known Member

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    I forgot it was April 1st and thought it was real. Talk about being embarrassed when I asked dad to be my agent.
     
    Jesus Christ Son of God, Apr 1, 2015
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    Seeing that you only have a few likes and trophy points makes me feel like John Lennon
     
    riverman, Apr 1, 2015
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  5. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    I wonder if he could win a negotiation with Popovich.....
     
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  6. Jesus Christ Son of God

    Jesus Christ Son of God Well-Known Member

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    Must be a lot of Jews and Romans in this forum.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I just watched your movie last night. The crucifixion scene made me cry
     
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  8. Jesus Christ Son of God

    Jesus Christ Son of God Well-Known Member

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    I know, I watched you cry last night.
     
    Jesus Christ Son of God, Apr 1, 2015
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    that was the shrooms kicking in mags, but you knew that
     
    riverman, Apr 1, 2015
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    we didn't lose last night
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    No way baby lets go
     
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    Back on topic...why only a 10 day contract and who gets waived?
     
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    I vote Judas.
     
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    If those are fake glasses like Clark Kent used to use, they aren't fooling anyone JC
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Hey Jesus can you hit the three?
     
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    Oh god this was funny.

    Early nomination for thread of the year.

    No, Jesus, don't fudge the results!
     
    Strenuus, Apr 1, 2015
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    Jesus, in the last game you played in, you sacrificed your body taking a nasty charge from that no good dirty opponent, thank you.
     
    oldfisherman, Apr 1, 2015
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  18. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    And he didn't even get the call! Pilate flopped!!!

    BNM
     
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    Well as you can see they have given him BRoys number so it really shouldn't matter right?
     
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    This is the only site anywhere you could get away with a thread like this.
    Just so funny but if you were to try this at O-Live they would Crucify you ....Did i just type that?
     
    kjironman1, Apr 1, 2015
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