Tech Ancient microchip found in Russia

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  1. magnifier661

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    Researchers find a 250 million year old microchip in Russia
    It looks like researchers from Russia have found a 250 million year old microchip
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    Researchers have made another incredible discovery in Labinsk, Russia. According to scholars this discovery marks the beginning of a completely new history, one that many ancient alien theorists have been talking about for years. The object that researchers have found is believed to be some sort of ancient microchip and according to researchers, this ancient microchips dates back millions of years. After countless tests, researchers have come to the conclusion that this antique piece was used as some sort of microchip in ancient times.

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    The problem is its age, according to tests, the artifact is believed to be between 225 and 250 million years old. Some researchers believe that the dating of the artifact is not entirely accurate given the fact that you cannot date rock, and the tests were based on traces of organic material found around the mystery “chip”.

    The million dollar question is, who and what used a microchip that dates back 250 million years? Is there a possibility that this is in fact the remains of ancient technology? Technology that belonged to a highly advanced civilization that inhabited Earth millions of years ago? Or is there a possibility that this artifact did not originate from Earth, but on another planet, belonging to an extraterrestrial race.

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    Better yet, what makes Russia so unique that numerous artifacts, like the one we see here, have been discovered over the years.

    This “ancient microchip” was discovered in the Krasnodar region, and ufologists have already tagged this discovery as a fragment of technology previously unknown to science. Like many other discoveries, this remarkable artifact was found by chance by a local fisherman by the name of Viktor Morozov who donated his curious finding to scholars from the University of Southern Polytechnic Nowoczerkaskiej who performed several tests and concluded that embedded into the rock, is a strange “device” which strangely resembles modern-day microchips. Researchers have not tried removing the alleged microchip from the rock in fear that the might damage it.


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    Geologists and researchers cannot explain the origin of this fantastic finding and there are numerous possibilities that explain what this object is. Extraterrestrial technology, evidence of sophisticated ancient societies, or just one of those strange rocks made by mother nature. Some researchers point out that this might actually be part of a stem plant, such as lillies, skeptics have already “debunked” this finding suggesting that it is noting worth the while, just like many other discoveries which couldn’t be explained, so the best guess was… “its nothing important”, however the origin of this artifact, and many others also discovered in Russia have not been explained.

    What do you believe this artifact is? Is it another rock, courtesy of mother nature? Or is this item, a microchip that belonged to an extraterrestrial race that visited Earth in the distant past?

    Ivan Petricevic
    Ivan is a freelance writer, editor-in-chief of ancient-code.com, he also writes for EWAO, Share Knowledge, Svemir Online and Ancient Origins.
    History, Archaeology, Space and world’s mysteries are some of the topics he writes about.

    http://www.ancient-code.com

    I don't know if I believe this but it's an interesting read
     
  2. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Er, I mean, what horse shit.
     
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    They went extinct waiting on hold for tech support.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Looks like something for sewing?
     
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    that's cool that they can use organic material to date 250M years.
     
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    I'm going to assume that 'countless' means 'zero' in this case.

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    250mil years ago rocks were trying to build computers so rocks used to be smart, then something happened and they all went dormant. The real question is "Who did this to the rocks?"
     
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    Clearly this is gods work, just trying to weed out the nonbelievers. Like he did with the "dinosaur bones".
     
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    Or maybe the chip has directions on how to install tin foil hats Brainiac
     
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    shaft.jpg
     
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    Too bad God didn't provide man with enough blood to operate a penis and brain at the same time..Robin Williams
     
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    old shaft.jpg for the old guys
     
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    clearly an ancient Triscutt original flavor
     
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    Are you guys fucking with me?
     
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    Triscuits are salty and dry and may have caused the world to become a desert. This discovery explains the massive extinctions. Animals died of thirst, if all they had was Triscuits and no booze. Only the invention of Hormel corned beef hash brought teeming life back to Earth.
     
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