Jews don't celebrate the birth of Christ largely because they believe that Jesus wasn't the messiah. There are, however, Jews that do believe that Jesus was the messiah, and they are appropriately called Messianic Jews.It's mostly because Jesus was mostly geared towards non-Jews by those such as Constantine and Paul and such.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Dec 15 2006, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The difference is that they get dumb Jewish sh*t like dreidels and yarmulkes, not Xbox 360s.</div>:HAHAHA:Ah... omg.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Dec 15 2006, 07:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The difference is that they get dumb Jewish sh*t like dreidels and yarmulkes, not Xbox 360s.</div>I am not a religious Jew, in fact I am best described as a budhist. However, since my parents are jewish then I am technically a Jew, even though I have never been to synagogue and my Bar Mitzvah is more aptly described as a four hour basketball game followed by eating chinese food that isn't kosher. Channukah is not a high holiday, it's just so that Jews don't convert to christianity because they want toys. Ironically, Christmas isn't of any more significance to Christianity, as it isn't on the day that Jesus was born and santa has nothing to do with christianity. In the end run, years and years of getting less sh*t for channukah than christians do for christmas eventually pays off when you're given thousands of dollars worth of sh*t for your bar mitzvah (some families spend as much as 50 grand for their kid's bar mitzvah).
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Dec 16 2006, 12:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>wait, you're jewish?</div>My family is Muslim. I'm just sayin...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (7Goat @ Dec 16 2006, 12:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>:HAHAHA:Ah... omg.</div>Seriously, have you seen the South Park where everyone gets cool stuff except for Kyle, because he's a Jew? Haha.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (tHe_pEsTiLeNcE @ Dec 16 2006, 01:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Channukah is not a high holiday, it's just so that Jews don't convert to christianity because they want toys. Ironically, Christmas isn't of any more significance to Christianity, as it isn't on the day that Jesus was born and santa has nothing to do with christianity.</div>Yeah, Christmas is a pagan holiday. I think most Christians don't even know that.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Dec 16 2006, 06:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Seriously, have you seen the South Park where everyone gets cool stuff except for Kyle, because he's a Jew?</div>Have a link? I HAVE to see that :dribble:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ElMaster @ Dec 16 2006, 06:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Have a link? I HAVE to see that :dribble:</div>LinkLink 2, it's at the beginning of thisLink 3It's pretty long (the whole episode), but it's classic. If you need a shorter one, I guess I could find it.
http://www.dailymotion.com/flash/flvplayer...tatSection=blogcopy paste that into your URL bar. And watch.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Dec 16 2006, 08:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>LinkLink 2, it's at the beginning of thisLink 3It's pretty long (the whole episode), but it's classic. If you need a shorter one, I guess I could find it.</div>Wait, I've seen this... thanks though, flashback!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Dec 15 2006, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The difference is that they get dumb Jewish sh*t like dreidels and yarmulkes, not Xbox 360s.</div>I'm Jewish and as a matter of fact, I got an XBOX 360, some games, and a new hard drive for Hanukkah... I'm not trying to brag or anything, just trying to make my point, dreidels are not presents, they're games you play during Hanukkah. Now I suggest you think before saying sh*t like that because you have no f*cking clue what you're talking about. So be good or else Santa wont give you any christian sh*t like footballs and missile toes. We on the other hand, appreciate what we get.(To those who don't hate) Merry Christmas.No name calling - CB4
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (KINGKOBE @ Dec 18 2006, 04:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm Jewish and as a matter of fact, I got an XBOX 360, some games, and a new hard drive for Hanukkah... I'm not trying to brag or anything, just trying to make my point, dreidels are not presents, they're games you play during Hanukkah. Now I suggest you think before saying sh*t like that because you have no f*cking clue what you're talking about. So be good or else Santa wont give you any christian sh*t like footballs and missile toes. We on the other hand, appreciate what we get.(To those who don't hate) Merry Christmas.No name calling - CB4</div>YEAH I WAS SERIOUS I'M JUST IGNORANT AND DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT JEWS LOLI'm not Christian. It's mistletoe, not missile toes. Sheesh. I don't even know how someone could be so upset about what I said. Are you autistic?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Dec 18 2006, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>holy sh*t CB4 has mod power? o.o</div>guess I cant call him a bi*ch anymore j/kI still can
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Most people don't get more than that you rich whore. You and these two guys on FPM should talk about your spoildness together.</div>Most people don't get 8 gifts? Almost everybody I know gets at least 8. I guess it's not as common as I thought.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Dec 18 2006, 02:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Most people don't get 8 gifts? Almost everybody I know gets at least 8. I guess it's not as common as I thought.</div>Wut ive noticed is the younger you are, the more gifts...but the older the less but more expensive gifts. Ill only get about 4 this christmas....but itll cost up to $500
Oh yah. I got reminded today that Hanukah started on Friday right...? didnt it? Well I'm half Jewish, oh well. I bleeive in Jesus so I'm on my dads side.
