Brandon Roy can sign with the Blazers this summer

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    You'll have to draw it for me.
     
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    well, this thread went off the rails.

    Back on topic, brandon roy will become the GM, then step down to return for 2 seasons at age 38, making the all star game each year.
     
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    Draco Well-Known Member

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    Who are you arguing with sir?

    In my OP I said this was the end of him being on the payroll, not cap. Mr Allen has been sending him millions this whole time. The insurance details aren't public but Roy playing for the TWolves potentially cost Allen tens of millions, possibly even near $70 million. Thinking about that now the team probably wouldn't want to employ Roy since they got a bit of insurance compensation at the least.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I think he lost all the insurance money didn't he?
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    Brandon Roy wouldn't do shit for us.
     
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    So.... That's where Oregon's kkk chapter gets together and plots their diabolic plans to raise the water pressure on water fountains in black neighborhoods.
     
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    HailBlazers RipCity

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    My wife and I got married on Wizard Island! One of two couples to ever do so (we know of).

    And guess where we honeymooned!?

    No shit.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Wow, that's a fucking trip. Weird how that came up in the thread.
     
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    did you see any shit eating ballerina crocodiles there??!! because that would just be eerie
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Well, you know the old saying.

    Get married on Wizard Island,
    Wedded bliss for a few years,
    then your penis turns black and falls off.
    Curse of Wizard Island.

    barfo
     
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    the penis turning black part would be cool
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Black like rot/death/decay, not black like Wilt Chamberlain.

    barfo
     
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    if its wilts, it probably shares those qualities at this point

    but back on topic, brandon roy will lead an ownership team trying to bring basketball back to seattle. after they succeed, he will sign there for a super max contract with a year two player option.
     
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    I'm still waiting for a picture.
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Says the guy living in Lancaster, CA
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    If anybody thinks 99% of professional athletes are otherwise, I'd like to throw in the Sellwood bridge.
     
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    I keep telling you I think the statute of limitations is up on that.
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Not you man. I quoted sinobas and was responding in general to anyone who though B-Roy hurt the blazers somehow. Having to cough up $70 million would even make PA wince, but it did not hurt the blazers salary cap, unless it caused PA to be more frugal. You sir are free and clear of GriLtCheez's wrath.
     

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