How Oregon cops know if you're stoned behind the wheel

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  1. Further

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    Not anymore. That bus in your pic is a 21 window microbus in great condition, worth between $75,000-125,000. I doubt many people in such a spendy ride will be stoned. Far more likely will be a 1994 Subaru with a sticker that cleverly states "world peas" and a driver side door in a non matching color.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Wow I had no idea they were worth that much. I wonder if the mystery machine paintjob increase or decreases the value.


    Perhaps this is a better representation?
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    No amount of marijuana will impair your judgement, reflexes and motor skills to the level that a .08 alcohol level will.
     
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    Wait... they conduct field sobriety tests? For weed? This was clearly the decision of someone who has no idea what marijuana does.
     
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    DUB Da, da da, da dah!

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    Why don't they just take a swab of your saliva? That's what police here do.
     
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    How well does that work? Can they tell the difference between someone who is high at that moment, was high four ours ago or got high the day prior.
     
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    DUB Da, da da, da dah!

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    http://www.druginfo.adf.org.au/fact-sheets/the-facts-about-roadside-drug-testing-web-fact-sheet

    I think it's in the way they word the laws. Basically they're not charging you with driving whilst under the influence of said drug; they're charging you with driving whilst having said drug in your system.
     
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    It's still a relatively new idea, so there's not a lot of info on it. From what I've gathered thc can only be successfully detected in saliva within around 4 hours of ingestion. Supposedly they are not very accurate and are easy to throw off.

    Generally though if a saliva test comes back positive (barring a false positive) the officer can be sure that the suspect is under the influence, where a urine or hair test would inform the officer that the suspect has been under the influence in the past.
     
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    Thanks. That's not too bad, at least it seems the next day you would be fine.
     
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    Thats Great. Meanwhile, Officer Dickhead is handcuffing, tazering and kicking the ribs of a legitimate citizen for the fun of it.
     
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    Don't drive stoned. The moment of indecision when the light turns through yellow is terrifing. Have your sister Carol take you and your stoned didy friends to the concert. Best song to listen to under these conditions is Dr. Johns' "Food for thought". Go on.......... I dare you to check it out. You will become a believer.
     
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    Once again Sly rules the topics. Your immediate supervisor cannot stop you. BBQ chips and ketchup all over your bearded chin ought to be included in police observation skill sets.

    Sly is "Food for thought".
     
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    A good portion of cops smoke weed at the bar or a cookout with their buddies, like millions of Americans.
     
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    It's almost like police officers are people just like you and me.
     
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    Yeah. Almost.
     
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    Mighty marvelous
     
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    Cops are so absolutely clueless.
     

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