Flanked by twin Navy SEALs, the former governor of Texas (also under criminal indictment) announced a second presidential bid. A large crowd. A logo that looks like a presidential seal. A plane, stamped “PERRY FOR PRESIDENT.” A ten-gallon hat. Twins. God bless America, Rick Perry is running for president again. Perry arrived in Addison, Texas, on Thursday to formally declare his candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination—again. After a tribute from his Precious Moments doll look-alike wife, Anita, Perry took to the lectern to discuss his humble beginnings in life, in a house with an outhouse and mother who sewed his own clothes until he reached adulthood. “I’ve seen American life,” Perry said. “I’ve seen it from the red dirt of a West Texas cotton field.” As he spoke, Perry stood sandwiched between two large, bearded, sweating twins. Marcus and Morgan Luttrell are Navy SEALs, and Marcus is the author of Lone Survivor, which was turned into a film, released in 2013, starring Mark Wahlberg. Throughout Perry’s speech, the twins’ eyes darted around, and widened and squinted—it was very distracting! Read more http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/06/04/oops-rick-perry-is-doing-it-again.html
